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The 10 Sexiest Women Of 80s TV

Big hair, bouffants and the odd right-hander. For a generation of men these sirens remain permanently in the minds eye, when the other two are closed of course...

20 Comments Gareth Dimelow

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TV's Most Punchable Faces

Some TV characters are blessed with charm and good looks, some roll off lines of comedy so effortlessly, but with some characters you just cannot look past their extremely punchable face...

10 Comments Luke Cope

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Why American Female Sitcoms Walk All Over The British Equivalents

America has The Mindy Project, Girls and 30 Rock, whilst we have the utter trash that is Miranda. Here's why the yanks are so good at mastering the female-led sitcom...

23 Charlotte Lytton

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The Apprentice 2013 Week 4: Shake, Prattle and Fail

How hard can buying food and selling it to the public be? Very hard...

3 Gareth Dimelow

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Made in Chelsea 5.7: Lucy’s Love Campaign Is Gradual, Ollie Does Break Up Casual And Binky’s Mum Doesn’t Think Spencer’s Penis Is Miniscule

It's all break ups, barn dances and Barbours for the Chelsea set this week.

15 Daisy Buchanan

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Game Of Thrones 3.8: 6 Things We Learned From Last Night's Madness

Leeches, lotharios and newly-plegded loyalties were all to the fore as the fantasy epic lurches towards an explosive climax...

4 Owen Blackhurst

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The Perils Of Dating Sally Gray From How To Find A Husband

Online dating is difficult enough on its own, let alone with a camera and crew following your every bloody move...

Adam Morris

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How Sex And The City Made Me An Existentially Vacuous C*nt

Jenni Davies tried out every Sex and the City character from Carrie, to Samantha, Charlotte and finally Miranda but did it make her happy? With a...

46 Jenni Davies

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Why Auf Wiedersehen Pet Is The Best TV Show In History

You can shove The Wire, Boardwalk Empire and Mad Men, for me the greatest series to ever hit TV is about seven tooled-up reprobates...

25 Neil Brooks

10 Of The Best Eurovision Songs (That Didn’t Win)

Bonnie Tyler is hoping to change the UK's recent abysmal luck in Eurovision tonight. In preparation, here's 10 of the best Eurovision failures who were frankly robbed of the gold.

4 Comments Adam Sutherland

Antiques Road Trip: A Tribute

It's an addictive television opiate with weird presenters, strange shops and vintage sports cars, it's haggling, co...

James Brown

The Apprentice 2013 - Week 3: Flat Pack Twats

Only morons like flat pack furniture, but at least they'd be competent with it. This lot couldn't sell MDF to the S...

2 Comments Robin Darke

Made in Chelsea 5.6: Spenny’s An Arse, Lucy Has No Class And Binky Hits The Grass

Spencer and Lucy have a c*nt off, Proudlock's a snake, Binky gets a sympathy photoshoot and Louise and Andy defy th...

15 Comments Daisy Buchanan

Game of Thrones Reviewed: Castration, Gareth from The Office and Shagging Baby Seals

Angry bears battling giant ladies, blokes having their manhood lopped off and David Brent's pal getting frisky. Jus...

3 Comments Sam Kalubowila

MORETV

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Donald Duck: 6 Reasons To Hate The Warped Murderer

An anti-semite ball of rage who dresses like a five-year-old. The game is up duck...

9 Jordan Waller

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The Apprentice - Back Like A Boil Of Ambitious Business Pus

16 hopeless arseholes. 1 hairy barrow boy with a face like Sid James’ corpse. Karren Brady standing about rolling her eyes. Yes, it’s The Ap...

1 Lucy Sweet

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Made in Chelsea 5.5 How Does Rosie Fortescue Get Her Hair So Wafer Thin

Biscuits’ tattoo brings laughter, Spencer puts the moves on Lucy even faster and Mark Francis fears a floral disaster

5 Daisy Buchanan

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LEGO Breaking Bad: The Amazing Video Game Parody

Can someone please make this real? It'll be the biggest selling video game ever...

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The MasterChef Finalists: Who Will Win? (Don't Ask Me)

I'm missing this week's Master Chef to go on my stag-do, but here's what might happen...

2 Comments Joshua Burt

Sooty: Inside The Mind Of TV's Tortured Bear

Sooty has entertained kids for the last 60 years, but has he still got what it takes? I went to meet the notoriousl...

5 Comments Harry Deansway

Ken Barlow Football Chant Slightly Less Popular From Now On

Recent allegations about Ken Barlow could see this popular terrace ditty disappear from the terraces. Every cloud, ...

1 Comment Sabotage

Made In Chelsea 5.4: Fran Takes a Punt, Richard Is Blunt & Spencer’s a C**t

This week sees the poshos finally being upfront with each other. Thing is, that mean Spencer owning up to shagging ...

3 Comments Daisy Buchanan

Why Dean Cain Will Always Be The Best Superman

The new Christopher Nolan-produced ‘Man of Steel’ looks fantastic, but as far as I'm concerned, there will only...

5 Comments Tom Ward

MORETV

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Why Do American TV Show Characters All Have Such Stylish Apartments?

Forget Del Boy's council flat, American TV characters know how to live in style on a seemingly invisible budget...

Tabi Jackson Gee

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Peppa Pig and 10 Kids TV Characters We'd Like To Kill

Peppa Pig may have just won a Bafta but we'd rather turn her into a bacon sarnie.

24 Tom Bromley

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Confessions of a Ceefax Addict

Ceefax has sadly gone forever, and whilst I might not be able to earn a living without the Internet, I will never replace it in my heart. The qui...

34 Andrew Woods

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Made In Chelsea 5.3: It’s Fashion Week, Andy’s Nostrils Peak & Louise’s Eyes Don’t Leak

This week in the land of the snobbish and rich we've got a very over the top fashion week that ends in gay porn, kvetching and looks that could k...

9 Daisy Buchanan

Broadchurch: Incest & Pitchforks in ITV's Gritty Murder Mystery

So our dramatic detectives managed to finally figure out who left the poor boy's body on a quaint beach in Broadchu...

1 Comment Robin Darke

The 10 Best Episodes Of Game Of Thrones

George R.R. Martin’s series of books have become a phenomenon as HBO’s groundbreaking show continues to leap fr...

2 Comments Tom Ward

The Voice Series 2, Episode 4: Like Stabbing Soup Spoons Into Your Eye Socket

Stealing a Britain's Got Talent contestant and featuring a Tom Jones impersonator fails to liven up the BBC's chair...

6 Comments Gareth Dimelow

Breaking Bad's Skyler White And TVs Most Loathed Female Characters

Behind every dominating male character there seems to be an annoying female who nobody likes. Here are the five tha...

20 Comments Luke Cope

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Made In Chelsea 5.2: The Gang Buys Skiing Kit, Phoebe's Fit & Lucy Doesn’t Like It A Bit

This week Spencer poses again as a human punching bag, Francis doesn't want any bad blood with the gorilla and Lucy proves she may be London's most evil she-devil...

7 Daisy Buchanan

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The Walking Dead Season 3: Violent Brilliance Or Plodding Nonsense?

Fans are split down the middle over a fairly radical shift in pace and one particular character has drawn ire. Will the real Walking Dead please stand up...

6 Paul Weedon

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Man vs Food: The Greatest Program On Television

America has been struggling in the likeability stakes of late, but there's one man who is here to turn that around...by eating really big sandwiches.

23 Anthony Teasdale

Texas Forever Six: Why Friday Night Lights is Still the Greatest

A look at one of the most under-rated dramas out there.

7 Comments Anushree Nande

The Voice Series 2, Episode 3: A Particularly Nasty Dog Turd On The Music Industry's Shoe

Tom Jones recruits for his growing Welsh militia and Danny gives us one of TV's most obnoxious moments. All in a we...

3 Comments Gareth Dimelow

Made In Chelsea 5.1: Tears, Leers & Threats To Boulle’s Ears

So the series of posh snobs and out-of-work millionaire 20-somethings is back. This week we see an angry Spencer an...

16 Comments Daisy Buchanan

I Was A Made In Chelsea Extra

Just in case you were one of the few people who still thought Made in Chelsea was 100% real and authentic, take it ...

4 Comments Rachael Krishna

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