It's that time of year again, time to meet the desperate dozen, including Dappy making inexplicable noises, a host of cut-price 'models' and a withered looking Lionel Blair.
Remember how good it was to pull a sicky and watch TV back in the day? No, me neither, it was bloody terrible.
Does anyone actually find Mock the Week amusing? It's about as funny as mass genocide and is everything that comedy shouldn't be...
Four otters, four pictures of the Sherlock and Star Trek star. Spot the difference...
A storming decade for cinema, here are just five favourites to get the ball rolling.
The only thing stranger than crackpot Nazi plans to build an Atlantic wall this week was the sight of Gordon Ramsey being 'nice'.
The don, the top dog, the king. Whatever you want to call them, every great show seems to have an alpha male. Here are some of the best...
Some TV characters are blessed with charm and good looks, some roll off lines of comedy so effortlessly, but with some characters you just cannot...
Two greats of modern football went head to head across a desk, and we got an insight into the mystery surrounding Britain's most famous missing a...
This week we said goodbye to one of the most painfully dull series' in the show's history as Sam was crowned winner, but not before surprise appearances from Wagner, Jedward and a woman with a lobster...
After the scorching debate surrounding the Top 10 TV theme tunes, I thought the time was ripe to follow it up with ...
TV portrayals of fictional football have missed the mark more often than not. From the badly animated Hurricanes an...
This week TV-land offered up a man called Brolga who mothers kangaroos, and a rather patronising look at pissed-up ...
Gary's suits get worse, Nicole's become so bored with having no acts she's taken to cursing lightly on air and the ...
It's an addictive television opiate with weird presenters, strange shops and vintage sports cars, it's haggling, competition and travel, it's Ant...
Yes, it’s a drunken pub talk staple but it’s also a good excuse for a few minutes of harmless nostalgia. Dip in.
Forget O'Toole, Reed and Harris, these ten boozers would have finished them off before leaving for the pub...
I found myself having a typically odd week in bowels of television land, stumbling upon some duck hunting hillbillies and professional conspiracy...
The broad face of James Arthur returned to our screens this week, as the inexplicable popularity of Rough Copy continued and we waved a tearful goodbye to Tamera...
An anti-semite ball of rage who dresses like a five-year-old. The game is up duck...
His comedian son Jack was on telly more than the news last week, but it was Michael Whitehall who emerged the real ...
A decade. That’s ten years of key changes, wind machines and borderline racist comparisons. We’ve had Frankie C...
It's the much loved comic books with angels, demons, Neo-Nazis, Irish vampires and a rock star called "Arseface"; P...
Killer whales and killer fathers grace this week's selection of films on TV.
With a certain Time Lord soon to celebrate his 50th anniversary, I travel back in time to the early noughties where he met the woman who’ll alw...
Ceefax has sadly gone forever, and whilst I might not be able to earn a living without the Internet, I will never replace it in my heart. The qui...
Lucy kamikazes Louise and Andy's relationship and Mother Binky gets her shears out...
Back to watching television after nine months off...
It's back, Matthew Wright might actually die, David Emmanuel is the least famous person to ever appear on the show ...
A look at one of the most under-rated dramas out there.
Nicholas remains duller than a Cash in the Attic marathon and Luke's hair looks like a sentient being; why not anno...
This week Spencer's exes are ganging up, Phoebe may or may not have a boyfriend that she just went on her holidays with and Mark-Francis threatens to buy a house...
An enchanting mix of comedy, kindness, romance, friendship, forgiveness and salmon pink "all-in-one" dirty underwear.The Ballad of Cable Hogue, Sam Peckinpah's most overlooked film.
This week we take you on a cinematic journey from Space cowboys to Argentinean prison drama in @TopFilmTip's pick of the best free films on TV.
If you haven't seen the whole series then look away now. But if you have, get involved and let us know your favouri...
Cops, robbers, a psychotic prison guard and a potty-mouthed saloon owner all feature in this tribute to the not so ...
Dress it up as whatever you like, but these be 'Nam movies in disguise. We've got your number, soldier.
This week the crew take to the woods, providing more frightful sights than Binky without a blow dry.
As Colombian football reaches its turning point on the biggest stage, we look ba...
They don't react to this kind of thing well, by the looks of it...
A year on from landing a dream job in the Square Mile, you're 18, dealing with p...
Whether it's a Del Ray-esque slice of pop noir or the return of Esben And The Wi...
Ever wondered how Penn and Teller caught a bullet, or Derren Brown played Russia...
Donuts as cock rings? Nah. Pube pulling? Ditto, Where the hell do they get these...
Metallica headlined Glastonbury last weekend. Here is why they'd be absolutely n...
A 20th anniversary re-release proves that Cornell and co's fourth album smashes ...
Oh I do like to be beside the seaside. Off on a UK holiday? Here's a run down of...
A bunch of super cool photographs by a super cool photographer in a *pretty cool...
Looking for a room to rent can be shite at the best of times, let alone all the ...
Songs to be buried to, songs to cook fried bread to, and songs to get those hep ...
Never underestimate the ingenuity of perverts...
Staring at the barrels of a load of guns isn't quite how I thought my first day ...
In a world of back-biting, media payoffs and moles within the team, Rohan Ricket...
Always the bridesmaid, only occasionally the bride...
Bobby is - was - one of our last links to Sam Cooke, Wilson Pickett, Ray Charles...
The biggest festival in the UK kicks off today. I remember it as a plucky 14 yea...
From ancient reality stars to computer game characters, our ever popular series ...