They defecate on each other to strengthen bonds, they're cleverer than us and they love a bit of slap and tickle. What's not to love about dolphins??
Nigellas new cooking competition, which she's keen to stress is nothing like the popular cooking show on the other channel, kicked off last night. Get ready for bad metaphors, self-indulgence and a dish that looked like a human eyelid...
This week we had dogs dressed as Mickey Mouse and David Blaine stabbing himself in the arm, obviously...
It's that time of year again, time to meet the desperate dozen, including Dappy making inexplicable noises, a host of cut-price 'models' and a withered looking Lionel Blair.
Remember how good it was to pull a sicky and watch TV back in the day? No, me neither, it was bloody terrible.
Does anyone actually find Mock the Week amusing? It's about as funny as mass genocide and is everything that comedy shouldn't be...
Four otters, four pictures of the Sherlock and Star Trek star. Spot the difference...
A storming decade for cinema, here are just five favourites to get the ball rolling.
The only thing stranger than crackpot Nazi plans to build an Atlantic wall this week was the sight of Gordon Ramsey being 'nice'.
Some TV characters are blessed with charm and good looks, some roll off lines of comedy so effortlessly, but with some characters you just cannot look past their extremely punchable face...
Two greats of modern football went head to head across a desk, and we got an insight into the mystery surrounding B...
This week we said goodbye to one of the most painfully dull series' in the show's history as Sam was crowned winner...
After the scorching debate surrounding the Top 10 TV theme tunes, I thought the time was ripe to follow it up with ...
TV portrayals of fictional football have missed the mark more often than not. From the badly animated Hurricanes an...
This week TV-land offered up a man called Brolga who mothers kangaroos, and a rather patronising look at pissed-up teenagers...
Gary's suits get worse, Nicole's become so bored with having no acts she's taken to cursing lightly on air and the show gets taken to dreadlock.....
It's an addictive television opiate with weird presenters, strange shops and vintage sports cars, it's haggling, competition and travel, it's Ant...
Yes, it’s a drunken pub talk staple but it’s also a good excuse for a few minutes of harmless nostalgia. Dip in.
Forget O'Toole, Reed and Harris, these ten boozers would have finished them off before leaving for the pub...
I found myself having a typically odd week in bowels of television land, stumbling upon some duck hunting hillbilli...
The broad face of James Arthur returned to our screens this week, as the inexplicable popularity of Rough Copy cont...
An anti-semite ball of rage who dresses like a five-year-old. The game is up duck...
His comedian son Jack was on telly more than the news last week, but it was Michael Whitehall who emerged the real ...
A decade. That’s ten years of key changes, wind machines and borderline racist comparisons. We’ve had Frankie Cocozza’s highs, the lows of ...
It's the much loved comic books with angels, demons, Neo-Nazis, Irish vampires and a rock star called "Arseface"; Preacher is an adult comic book...
Killer whales and killer fathers grace this week's selection of films on TV.
With a certain Time Lord soon to celebrate his 50th anniversary, I travel back in time to the early noughties where he met the woman who’ll alw...
Ceefax has sadly gone forever, and whilst I might not be able to earn a living without the Internet, I will never r...
Lucy kamikazes Louise and Andy's relationship and Mother Binky gets her shears out...
Back to watching television after nine months off...
It's back, Matthew Wright might actually die, David Emmanuel is the least famous person to ever appear on the show ...
A look at one of the most under-rated dramas out there.
Nicholas remains duller than a Cash in the Attic marathon and Luke's hair looks like a sentient being; why not announce Sam Bailey as the winner already?
This week Spencer's exes are ganging up, Phoebe may or may not have a boyfriend that she just went on her holidays with and Mark-Francis threatens to buy a house...
An enchanting mix of comedy, kindness, romance, friendship, forgiveness and salmon pink "all-in-one" dirty underwea...
This week we take you on a cinematic journey from Space cowboys to Argentinean prison drama in @TopFilmTip's pick o...
If you haven't seen the whole series then look away now. But if you have, get involved and let us know your favouri...
Cops, robbers, a psychotic prison guard and a potty-mouthed saloon owner all feature in this tribute to the not so ...
We've finally got our shit back after Monday's dramatic release , and a dozen li...
Not so Vlad to have him back.
Sid Owen ran over my foot in Asda.
Started catching up with GoT series 1 yet? Here’s some things to look out for ...
The government is voluntarily surrendering our place at the top table and the Am...
Every now and again we like to remind ourselves of this.
Never crack one of your back teeth again.
One fan's overdue love letter to the only comic to school its readers in Yiddish...
If you want to be THAT guy at the 5-a-side, here's how.
A new documentary about the Clash frontman hits screens this month. Here's why y...
Yep, just 'balls' now.
Guns + Bacon = Internet
On what would have been Brandon Lee’s 47th birthday we pay tribute to his fina...
Hammond and Clarkson are at it in the back of a Renault Twingo and the Stig reve...
John Inverdale has since apologised for his use of the word 'cunted' on the BBC'...
It's getting so bad authorities banned football completely in February.
Get your tissues, lads - we're going cryin'.
Yowsah, yowsah, yowsah, disco's chief raconteur sits down for a chat about Daft ...
"Living on is a prayer"
"I don’t masturbate over leaked sex tapes on moral grounds but I really think ...