When I was eight years old my father caught me midway through my first sexual experience.
Our first crush is always a cherished thing: something to hold in our hearts forever. And who better than the honey-voiced Carlo Imperato aka Fame's Danny Amatullo? He could sing, dance and had heavenly hair - who could want more?
As Joss Whedon returns to television, is 'Agents Of Shield,' going to kick ass like Buffy or get shot down like Dollhouse?
As far as films are concerned, the last decade might might not be remembered too fondly. Not only did it give rise to the re-birth of 3D, but Hollywood managed to milk dry every fond childhood memory we had. But it wasn't all bad though, as these classics will prove.
Away from the bombardment of 80s high school romps, the 1990s was a great decade for film. From instant crime classics to a bevvy of exciting new directors, here are just a few of the good'uns.
Breaking Bad is getting a spin-off ‘Better Call Saul’, but does The Walking Dead really need to follow suit?
The final season of Breaking Bad has raised the anxiety of viewers to seismic levels, and if it continues for the next two episode it surely has ...
Prepare to change the way you watch Breaking Bad forever...
Fake reggae, rubbish bands and a glimmer of genuine talent - last night's X Factor was a relative return to form...
The talent show genre reaches a new low as the dystopian level of talent in the X Factor becomes ever more apparent in last night's episode..
Everyone's least favourite chat show guest doesn't deserve the outrage; let her fade to obscurity.
This week we take you on a cinematic journey from exquisite fantasy to flawless Coen Brothers comedy in @TopFilmTip...
It doesn't matter how stone-hearted or cynical you have become in your old age, these 5 tear-jerkers will have you ...
It's just been announced that everybody's favourite Aussie pop star is going to replace Jessie J on The Voice. In a...
The show's format change has removed all of the crazy people from half the audition process and with it, all of the fun...
Strictly is back, and while it may portray itself as a light-hearted alternative to the X Factor, the truth is, it's every bit as cynical.
The second week gave us a potentially murderous man who makes love to his pet, Louie breaking down with emotion, and a handful of half decent sin...
The broadcaster has created some of the best TV moments of the past decade, he's some brutal ones for your pleasure...
The Simpsons celebrates its 500th episode this week. In 23 years, the evergreen tearaway Bart Simpson has managed 288 chalkboard mantras during the opening credits, here they are in all their glory...
Arguably the greatest TV show of our times is in the middle of it's rollicking final season and we've got a lab-ful...
Forget Affleck, forget Christian Bale and forget Val Kilmer (if you haven’t already), the animated Batman is the ...
The first episode of X Factor 2013 saw prison guards, prettyboys and permed eyelashes, but it was the frozen featur...
This week we take you on a cinematic journey from Hitchcockian suspense to existential comedy.
It's a comedy but there's so much more, and the celluloid adaption of this classic TV comedy brilliantly portrays the fears of male adulthood in ...
From Rick Grimes to Don Lamb, The Law is coming to town...
Yeah Ignition (Remix), bitch!
A mate of mine was chucking away a load of films on VHS so I decided to watch them and remembered how certain films will always be much better on...
Making it your own, an emotional backstory and extending your performance. A guide to winning the seX factor.
Now that's what I call Reality TV...
According to Republicans the kids favourite is a Marxist mouthpiece. Sounds mental, but dig a little deeper and the...
How well can Stephen King's brilliant Under The Dome be adapted to the small screen? Last night I watched the first...
The price is wrong, bitches....
Breaking Bad is great, but in real life Walter White would have been killed off in the first week.
We return Academy Award winning sound and visual editor Walter Murch to the heart of darkness, as he talks us through his work on Francis Ford Coppola’s seminal mediation on war, and madness.
The great man discusses Sean Connery's fear of heights, the reasons he made Jaws: The Revenge and how spending time...
The smash U.S television series returns on UK screens for the second half of its final run tomorrow, and to celebra...
As the final half of TV's greatest show returns this week, we rekindle our love for everyone's favourite meth deale...
This week we take you on a cinematic journey from the growth of conscience to the total lack of empathy, from self ...
Undoubtedly one of the greatest films of all time, Goodfellas also throws up the...
From Cruyff's unique two-stripe Holland kit to an Italian shirt with a neo-nazi ...
Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this article....
"It's gonna take time, a whole lotta precious time..."
We've finally got our shit back after Monday's dramatic release , and a dozen li...
Not so Vlad to have him back.
Sid Owen ran over my foot in Asda.
Started catching up with GoT series 1 yet? Here’s some things to look out for ...
The government is voluntarily surrendering our place at the top table and the Am...
Every now and again we like to remind ourselves of this.
Never crack one of your back teeth again.
One fan's overdue love letter to the only comic to school its readers in Yiddish...
If you want to be THAT guy at the 5-a-side, here's how.
A new documentary about the Clash frontman hits screens this month. Here's why y...
Yep, just 'balls' now.
Guns + Bacon = Internet
On what would have been Brandon Lee’s 47th birthday we pay tribute to his fina...
Hammond and Clarkson are at it in the back of a Renault Twingo and the Stig reve...
John Inverdale has since apologised for his use of the word 'cunted' on the BBC'...
It's getting so bad authorities banned football completely in February.