We think we can see the problem here....
While it may be hard to shake off the sweary Malcom Tucker baggage, if anyone can pull off the role of the Time Lord, Capaldi can.
Colourful wigs, terrible puns and inexplicable games. The first episode of new patriotic gameshow 'I Love My Country' was enough to make me consider emigration.
The sixth season of Futurama is out now on DVD and Blu-Ray, and it looks to be the penultimate season of the sci-fi tinged cousin to The Simpsons.
As the BBC celebrate fifty years of the Timelord by announcing the new Doctor, here's who I'd love to see take over the tardis...
Nicholas Cage steals a baby and Ryan Gosling does some cool Ryan Gosling stuff. It's all in this week's round-up of the best movies on TV.
At last it has been revealed which town The Simpsons is based on. Some of the locations in the town are similar, and some are utterly different
Off the back of the original series ‘House of Cards’ and the triumphant return of ‘Arrested Development’, Netflix have landed themselves ...
Who knew Glasvegas were cult TV fanatics? From Twin Peaks to Father Ted, here's what's on their tour bus telly.
The Kiwi dystopian series featuring teenagers based in a mall might have had limited acting. But the costumes? Amazing...
Ever been so frustrated with being ignored by politicians that you contemplated setting up your own political party...
Many comic book characters are virtually indestructible. Sure, Superman will get a kryptonite splinter every now an...
After eleven gruelling weeks in the boardroom, cake-making Luisa meets botox queen Leah in the final.
A post pub Youtube binge rekindled my love for "classic" MTV, where the M actually meant something...
Taken from Sid James: A Biography, this extract looks at how Hancock's jealously and paranoia ended one of TVs most beloved, and hilarious, doubl...
For a start, you're probably wise to avoid letting your reptile defecate on the table. Despite never having actually been on the show, I reckon i...
Louis Theroux returns to our screens this evening with a series about the autistic young and demented old. Here's a reminder of his stranger enco...
Had he not been injected with some yellow anti-ageing solution by Matt Groening, Bart Simpson would now be 33, and a life of wrong turns have lef...
One of the greatest modern crime dramas to come out of the USA: The Shield. You might have missed it but there's still chance to rediscover it. The central character is fantastic.
The team take a plunge into the heady world of online dating this week, with varying success.
Made In Chelsea's fifth season goes out with a bang...
40 years on and Lena Dunham's self-obsessed wannabe-socialites are as useless as ever.
At root they're basically the same show, so why is one so much more popular than the other?
Our wannabe high flying urbanites get down to the serious business of selling caravans and camping shit
Ever wondered why Robb Stark is like Spurs, or which character's behaviour bares a striking resemblance to that of Everton?
It might not have boasted the one-two punch of last week’s slaughter, but it set us up nicely for season four…
Henry Winkler has just been awarded an OBE but was the Fonz in Happy Days actually a pusher man? Just think about it. Everyone loved him, he was ...
The constant stream of semi-famous British actors is a constant pain in the arse...
The quest to be the recipient of Lord Sir Alan Sugar’s ‘unbelievable opportunity’ continues. Remember all the...
Featuring Phoebe with her claws out, Biscuits masquerading as a leopard and Lucy changing her spots...
After a pair of slow-burn episodes the fantasy epic went double tonto last night, here are our highlights.
The advantage of reading the books before watching the show....
With our blood thirsty friends making their way back onto our screens, which incarnations have left us thirsty for more?
Famine, Lice, The Clap and gangs of marauding, murdering bastards. Doesn't sound like much fun does it? Historic TV dramas are just fantasies for people with nothing better to do.
Knock knock- who's there? It's Mad Men's Don Draper and he's in the closet. That's one explanation for his personal...
From The Sopranos to Lost via Friends and Life On Mars, TV show endings go one of two ways. Here's a rundown of who...
Make way for horseshit, Dubai and accidental Spinal Tap references...
Teenage kicks, mysterious boxes and acronyms...It's all going on in Chelsea
We've finally got our shit back after Monday's dramatic release , and a dozen li...
Not so Vlad to have him back.
Sid Owen ran over my foot in Asda.
Started catching up with GoT series 1 yet? Here’s some things to look out for ...
The government is voluntarily surrendering our place at the top table and the Am...
Every now and again we like to remind ourselves of this.
Never crack one of your back teeth again.
One fan's overdue love letter to the only comic to school its readers in Yiddish...
If you want to be THAT guy at the 5-a-side, here's how.
A new documentary about the Clash frontman hits screens this month. Here's why y...
Yep, just 'balls' now.
Guns + Bacon = Internet
On what would have been Brandon Lee’s 47th birthday we pay tribute to his fina...
Hammond and Clarkson are at it in the back of a Renault Twingo and the Stig reve...
John Inverdale has since apologised for his use of the word 'cunted' on the BBC'...
It's getting so bad authorities banned football completely in February.
Get your tissues, lads - we're going cryin'.
Yowsah, yowsah, yowsah, disco's chief raconteur sits down for a chat about Daft ...
"Living on is a prayer"
"I don’t masturbate over leaked sex tapes on moral grounds but I really think ...