You know that bit in Good Will Hunting, where Ben Affleck puts his brother’s hamburger on “lay-away”, then they all get out the car and batter those lads on the basketball court for seemingly no reason at all? That’s great that, isn’t it?

Well. Anyway. Have you ever wanted to dress like South Boston’s most handsome ruffians in that scene? I have, and now it’s a genuine possibility.

PALACE and adidas have got their heads together to come up with this highly flammable, irony-tinged and, frankly speaking, a little bit bonkers collection of functional sportswear. It’s not going to be for everyone, but if you’ve ever had a burning desire to look like Jürgen Klinsmann popping to the shop for a pint of milk, or that kid from school who only turned up on the days when you were allowed to use the Bunsen Burners, then this is the one for you.

You can do some skateboarding in it, if you want. I’ve got really weak ankles, but my mates at Lost Art reckon it’s the good gear.