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SKYFALL

Bond hits rock bottom, chats up bad guy, feeds henchman to reptile, goes old school, tries aqua JuJitsu & returns to form at 9:20pm on ITV1 Saturday 10th.

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

Hulk, Billionaire, Drapes wearer, Legolas, Capsicle & Quim quip & smash puny god in shwarma scoffing superhero fun Tat 9pm on BBC3 Saturday 10th.

ALADDIN

Street urchin, hyper imaginative genie & fiery princess foil usurpers scheme in flying carpet magical fun-ride fantasy at 5:30pm on Channel5 Sunday 11th.

A LONELY PLACE TO DIE

After discovering kidnapped girl, five highland hikers must help her escape cruelty of her pursuing captors at 10pm on Channel5 Sunday 11th.

THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT

After brutally assaulting girl, psychotic gang reap her parents’ vengeance in nose-stitching hand grinder at 11pm on ITV4 Monday 12th.

WE WERE SOLDIERS

Both sides of brutal war are perceived as Mel Gibson leads first major battle on Vietnamese soil in dualistic drama at 10pm on ITV4 Tuesday 13th.

THE PLACE BEYOND THE PINES

In paternity’s absence, cause & consequence blur into fate as good intentions sow the seeds of nihilism at 9pm on Film4 Wednesday 14th.

DRUG WAR

Mastermind cop turns a crime lord into his informant to orchestrate an intense, innovative & epic take down of narcotics gangsters at 01:15am on Film4 Thursday 15th.

SHOGUN ASSASSIN

Re-edited ex-executioner & son travel Japan relieving ninja of their limbs in stunning synth-scored samurai slasher at 11:10pm on Film4 Friday 16th.

YOJIMBO

Roaming ronin uses sly samurai skills to set rival gangster clans at odds in uber-cool, Eastwood inspiring chanbara at 00:55am on Film4 Friday 16th.