A Lord's Prayer For England: "Our Ashley Who Hart In Henderson..."

There we were searching about for interesting stuff on England v France and we stumbled upon this ace re-wording of the Lords Prayer. Forgive us our John Terry indeed...
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There we were searching about for interesting stuff on England v France and we stumbled upon this ace re-wording of the Lords Prayer. Forgive us our John Terry indeed...

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Our Ashley who Hart in Henderson,
Hello Leighton Baines.
Theo Walcott come,
Jagielka be done,
On earth as it is Roy Hodgson.
Gerrard this day our Danny Welbeck
And forgive us our John Terry,
As we Phil Jones those who Lescott against us.
And lead us not into Oxlade-Chamberlain,
But deliver it to Carroll.
For Jermain is the Johnson,
The Downing and the Rooney.
Scott Parker. Scott Parker.
Our men.

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