Our Ashley who Hart in Henderson,
Hello Leighton Baines.
Theo Walcott come,
Jagielka be done,
On earth as it is Roy Hodgson.
Gerrard this day our Danny Welbeck
And forgive us our John Terry,
As we Phil Jones those who Lescott against us.
And lead us not into Oxlade-Chamberlain,
But deliver it to Carroll.
For Jermain is the Johnson,
The Downing and the Rooney.
Scott Parker. Scott Parker.
Nick was inspired by Ian Dury's Bus Driver's Prayer...
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