Bless them all! Arsenal, Liverpool and Everton all having such a lovely time! They all look like they're in Dream Team, plying their trade for plucky old Harchester United. However, if that were the case then Xabi Alonso would totally be roasting Mikel's new bride, Tim Cahill would have a chronic drinking habit and Pepe Reina would be on the take. As far as we know, none of those things are true...yet.
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