Cardiff Dragons, Liverpool Dodos, Arsenal Pussies & Other Rebranded Club Names...
Vincent Tan is either a nutjob or a genius, and we'll see over the next few years whether his rebranding of Cardiff City turns the club from one of promise riding high at the top of the Championship to a genuine force with a fanatical Asian support base. Anyway, it'll be fun to watch as neutrals and gave us the chance to have a pop at clubs below by giving them insulting animal names. Add your own at the bottom, cheers to Saboteur Andrew Woods for kicking us off with a few early doors...
Because they just can’t help changing…
West Ham Rats
Offensive? Yes. Bang on, probably…
Because they get f*cked when it matters.
This might be the season they prove otherwise.
Norwich feeder club.
Pick off everyone else’s best players.
Take for ever to get going…
Football stinks the place out.
Smash and grab with little finesse.
Barcelona One Trick Ponies