Cardiff Dragons, Liverpool Dodos, Arsenal Pussies & Other Animal Club Names

Cardiff owner Vincent Tan has suggested he'll rebrand the Bluebirds as the Dragons to appeal to the Asian market, the plum. We've made up a load more...
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Cardiff owner Vincent Tan has suggested he'll rebrand the Bluebirds as the Dragons to appeal to the Asian market, the plum. We've made up a load more...

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Cardiff Dragons, Liverpool Dodos, Arsenal Pussies & Other Rebranded Club Names...

Vincent Tan is either a nutjob or a genius, and we'll see over the next few years whether his rebranding of Cardiff City turns the club from one of promise riding high at the top of the Championship to a genuine force with a fanatical Asian support base. Anyway, it'll be fun to watch as neutrals and gave us the chance to have a pop at clubs below by giving them insulting animal names. Add your own at the bottom, cheers to Saboteur Andrew Woods for kicking us off with a few early doors...

Chelsea Chameleons

Because they just can’t help changing…

Newcastle Poodles

French innit.

West Ham Rats

Offensive? Yes. Bang on, probably…

Arsenal Pussies

Because they get f*cked when it matters.

Tottenham Chickens

This might be the season they prove otherwise.

Leeds Canaries

Norwich feeder club.

Manchester Vultures

Pick off everyone else’s best players.

Liverpool Dodo’s

Extinct.

Wigan Sloths

Take for ever to get going…

Stoke Skunks

Football stinks the place out.

Everton Rhinos

Smash and grab with little finesse.

Barcelona One Trick Ponies

Tiki-bloomin-taka.

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