Manchester City & Manchester United have both so far unsuccessfully tried to prise Arsenal talismanic striker away, but it seems from this video he'd prefer to join Brendan Rodgers's Liverpool revolution / failure. Beyond that, hasn't he got massive hands? It's like he's wearing a nude Hulk Hogan fan foam finger.
Click here for more articles about Football in Sabotage Times
Click here to follow Sabotage Times on Twitter
Click here to follow Sabotage Times on Facebook