Liverpool Attempting To Hijack Balotelli's Move To Lazy Arsenal
Oh no, it's happening again.
With it looking more and more inevitable that genius a***hole Luis Suarez will be playing his footy off Merseyside next season, the Daily Express are reporting that chilled-out manager Brendan Rodgers is lining up a move for Mario Balotelli - Arsenal's number one target.
Now, we kind of want Arsenal to do well - we really, genuinely do - but their chronic inability to sign players (Özil aside, Källstöm included) they really need is getting a little more than just a running joke now.
Arsenal have been linked with the Milan striker all summer and if they were to miss out on his signature while Arsene's off posing like a French girl on Copacobana beach then Gooners will be well with in their rights to be more than a little bit p****d off about it.
They need a quality striker so they should sign a quality striker, laurel-resting and hoping Joel Campbell is enough is not how you win a league, mate.