Tesco. They do everything now don't they? You could drive to your local store and very quickly and easily fill your car with petrol, sort yourself out with a new mobile phone, before buying some frozen peas. It's a cornucopia of commerce.
Where the store falls short is when it comes to answering questions about football on social media. This might seem obvious, one of the few services that Tesco are unlikely to offer, but one Liverpool fan decided to put them to the test anyway.
@Brenzie wrote to Tesco on Twitter in an attempt to understand a football conundrum. For once they weren't able to help.