Liverpool Target Andriy Yarmolenko: The Ukrainian Ace To Take Aspas' Place
A long-term transfer target of Liverpool, Ukranian firebrand (not sure if that's right but it sounds right) Andriy Yarmolenko is being linked with a move to the North-West by The Guardian this morning as Rodger looks to oust re-gen player Iago Aspas and replace him with a player who is, admittedly, nothing like him at all.
A pacy winger with bags of skill and ability, Yarmo (as Koppites will no doubt take to calling him) has a great eye for goals and possess the ability to produce a wicked cross. What's that you say? He can score goals AND create goals? Yes. And yes that is the sound of Arsenal and Man United fans bricking themselves.