Man United's Rooney & Rojo Went On A Date & It Looked Adorable

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Man United's Rooney & Rojo Went On A Date & It Looked Adorable

Oh god it's so adorable, innit?

I bet Rooney made Rojo pay, playing hard to get. He's a newbie, Rooney can't play it too heavy this early on. Maybe date two or three he'll start chipping in - it'd be too easy for Roo to just pay for it all. £300,000 a week definitely goes some way to paying for a cheeky bit of tapas and a couple of cervezas, sure, but how will Wayne know if Marcos likes him for him - weird, ginger felt hair et al - or just for his doorstop wallet?

(Disclaimer: I think they just went to dinner or whatever. Still adorable, though)

Also, Rooney's shirt: Woof.

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