Axel Witsel attempting to infiltrate LVG's thoughts through mind control
You hear that Man Utd fans? That's the sound of Belgian midfield maestro Axel Witsel calling your name from across the seas. The Belgian international was interviewed by Bleacher Report this week and, when asked about a move to the Premiership, casually dropped in the fact that he's loved Manchester United from an early age.
The talented midfielder currently plays for Zenit St Petersburg, but we're sure he'd jump at the chance to swap the cold, harsh climate of Russia for the tropical paradise that is Manchester. At 26 he's in the peak of his career and a move to the Prem could make or break him. He's also got a sister called Whitney, which makes him alright in our book.
You can read the full interview over at Bleacher Report, but first have a look at the player's highlight reel and picture him in a Man Utd shirt. Feels good doesn't it?