Liverpool: Meet Your New Midfield Wizard Who Can Help Fightback
He's never skipped a leg day in his life, he's got MASSIVE calves, and he's bringing those calves to the Premier League as Liverpool have agreed a deal for Xherdan Shaqiri.
Yep, I'm talking about Bayern Munich's Scrabble top score midfielder Xherdan Shaqiri, who has grown unhappy at his lack of playing time in Bavaria, and is looking to the Premiership to fulfil his wishes.
The Swiss wizard only signed from FC Basel in 2012, but, at a pinnacle point in his career, he is desperate for more first team opportunities - and his complaints caught the ear of Brendan Rodgers.
He's small in stature, yes, but with skills to pay the bills, electric pace and a deadly ability from set pieces, the 22 year old could well be the perfect catalyst to carry Liverpool's fightback from a dismal year.