Yes, these all seem pretty genuine to us…
Iain Dowie, in the Hounslow branch of Debenhams, hiding amongst a rack of dressing gowns.
Lee Trundle, dancing at the counter of a Bath bakery, demanding “A big puffy cheesy slice, stuffed with mice and sprinkled with lice”
Peter Crouch and a gang of midgets dressed as Sneezy the dwarf, delivering an anti-hay fever petition to 10 Downing Street.
Kieron Dyer, parading through London's East End, lifting up a redhead’s skirt with his cane and growling ‘Daddy wants fresh ginger snaps!’
Aiyegbeni Yakubu, sitting alone in a Wimpy, practicing his kissing on the back of his hand.
Emmanuel Frimpong, driving a motorised bed down the street in aid of a charity for orphaned clowns.
David Silva, knocking on random doors offering strangers tarot readings from a pack of Knight Rider Top Trumps.
Gordon Strachan, dressed as Cleopatra, teaching his pet seal Gemini to balance a ball on itsnose.
Andy Carroll, pouring coins into a Bananas in Pyjamas children’s ride, shouting “45 minutes on the bucking bronco! Come on!!”
Gareth Southgate, in Darlington, skipping like a girl when he thought no one was looking.
Petr Cech, alone in a old-fashioned Blackburn pub, giggling loudly and shouting ‘more blue drinks for all of my friends!’.
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