Prank Letters To Celtic's Youth Team Coach

Mr Struan J. Marjoribanks strikes again, this time offering the young lads of Celtic's youth setup the chance to work at his soup factory....
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Mr Struan J. Marjoribanks strikes again, this time offering the young lads of Celtic's youth setup the chance to work at his soup factory....

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So there we were, beefily trundling around Twitter one Saturday afternoon, when we stumbled on Fraser Syme’s blog of prank letters to football clubs. This particular effort, addressed to the head of Celtic's youth team, offers the bhoys' young players a chance to work at the soup factory of the fictional Mr. Struan J. Marjoribanks... How could they refuse?

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A charming and firm brush-off from Mr. McCart. Mr. Marjoribanks must understand, surely...

...Apparently not. Things are getting awkward.

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These letters first appeared on Memoirs of a Self-Employed Ploughwright

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