Prank Letters To Everton's Stadium Manager

With financial strife, protests against the boardroom and an under-acheiving first eleven, Everton have probably got enough to worry about without some lunatic asking about swearing...
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With financial strife, protests against the boardroom and an under-acheiving first eleven, Everton have probably got enough to worry about without some lunatic asking about swearing...

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So there we were, beefily trundling around Twitter one Saturday afternoon, when we stumbled on Fraser Syme’s blog of prank letters to football clubs. Above is his correspondence with an unassuming stadium manager at Everton, with a special mention for a particularly partisan housekeeper Mrs Adams. It was such a compelling letter, that it warranted this response from Goodison Park...

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Utter professionalism all round from The Toffees then, and surely the end of the matter? Not for the fictional Mr. Marjoribanks....

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These letters first appeared on Memoirs of a Self-Employed Ploughwright

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