These Chelsea Dolls Are the Creepiest Things Ever

It's like Chucky meets Chelsea...
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It's like Chucky meets Chelsea...

Chelsea have official club dolls for sale online at Bubuzz.com that are quite possibly the weirdest, creepiest bits of club merchandise we've seen.

Um, Cesc?

Um, Cesc?

The dolls have little plastic faces, some bearing more resemblance to the actual player than others, whilst the bodies appear to be made out of soft material, like some kind of sadistic voodoo doll starter kit (Spurs and Arsenal fans, don't get any ideas).

But it's not just the players who have got the doll treatment, there's a Jose Mourinho doll too. Rather admirably, they've somehow they've managed to capture his smug smirk.

'I am the special doll'

'I am the special doll'

Even Diego Costa gets the doll treatment. He looks considerably more youthful and handsome, it must be said.

Fox in the box?

Fox in the box?

One aspect that really adds to the bizarreness of the whole thing is the size of the dolls' legs. They're SO thick.

Not quite blue suede shoes, eh? 

Not quite blue suede shoes, eh? 

So, if you feel compelled to buy one, whether it be for decorative or voodoo purposes, you can for a whopping $45. Yeah, creepiness don't come cheap.

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