Tottenham Hostpur's Jermain Defoe is a good striker who, if he could stay onside, word be great. Don't argue, everyone knows its true. Maybe Redknapp should enforce a rule where he gets paid in 50p pieces and has to carry them around with him. But we're not talking about any old 50p piece, its specifically this special edition from the Royal Mint. Whatever next? A 20p piece with Andy Carroll on to commemorate the fact that his left foot seems to have as many edges?
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