A man walks into a bar with his pet giraffe. They down ten drinks each and the giraffe passes out. The man goes to leave. The barman shouts 'Oy, you can't leave that lying there!' The man turns around and calls, 'That's not a lion, that's a giraffe!'. Hohoho.
Day after day we hear about Giraffes wandering around, pissed out their minds, causing all sorts of trouble. Someone's got to put a stop to it.