Keith Allen's Pre-Mayan Christmas Message

We couldn't get the Queen so here's Keith Allen's pre Mayan Christmas Message instead...
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We couldn't get the Queen so here's Keith Allen's pre Mayan Christmas Message instead...

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hey everyone ....you know its the end of the world tomorrow?.....well...i've decided to make a list of all the things ive wanted to do before i die....anyway....i'm sitting here with a syringe full of heroin having just done two lines of ketamine...a nose full of top end D M T....and squirted pure pharmaceutical grade coke into my eyes....i'm wearing the wifes knickers and her leisure strap on and am pumping furiously into a large sheep......anyway must get on and write out that list...........happy christmas y'all...big love...aye....k....xxxxx