Lady Mistakenly Calls Oscar Nominee "Dick Poop"

Erm excuse me WHAT was his name?
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Erm excuse me WHAT was his name?

Imagine Dick Pope sat at home. All his life he's had to put up with hurtful name calling, "Dick Poop, Dick Poop!" they shouted as they chased him around the playground. That first girlfriend who broke up with him after her friends told her she'd forever be "Mrs Poop" if they got married. All of them were going to shut up and take him seriously now. No more "Dick Poop". Now it's Mr 'Oscar Nominated Cinematographer'. How'dya like that, bullies?

"Wait, turn it up, she's about to announce my name. God I hope those bastards are watching....."