Turns out it’s pretty easy to get on The Apprentice these days, all you need to do is convince them you give no fucks about business and are slightly unhinged. That’s what Phil Lucas did when he sent off this joke application to the reality TV show, and was given an interview to appear on the show.

 

 

This was the response from the BBC…

 

You might remember Phil’s name. He was the guy behind the planning notices in Brighton a few years back. To see more of Phil’s stuff, click his Sabotage author profile.

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