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eBay Timewaster Has Ridiculously Funny Conversation With Seller

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Rare 20p Coin Leads To One Of The Best Conversations Ever On eBay

From: redfacedass

To: bigdogtshirts

Dear Bigdogtshirts,

I have a new hobby- analysing products on eBay. This morning I came across this T-Shirt and I really feel that the item is not in good spirit.

Hating Gingers is a form of racism, just the same as hating someone for the colour of their skin.

Yours faithfully,

Mr Facedass

From: bigdogtshirts

To: redfacedass

Hi,

Thank you for your comments on this item. I am also ginger and have explained this to several people. The idea came from comments that I received from friends and other people.

Regards

Simon

From: redfacedass

To: bigdogtshirts

Dear Simon,

Don’t call me ginger. I HATE GINGERS.

Regards,

Fredrick Facedass

From: bigdogtshirts

To: redfacedass

What’s that all about then??? Do you want a T- Shirt???

From: redfacedass

To: bigdogtshirts

Dear Simon,

Could I have a medium sized t-shirt with the sentence-‘I hate a ginger man called Simon’ printed across the chest area?

Can I please have all the letters in lower case, except for the first letter of your name (S) (Simon)?

I shall leave the choice of font up to you. I trust your good judgement.

Please post to-

Fredrick Facedass

**** **** St

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Regards,

Mr Facedass

From: bigdogtshirts

To: redfacedass

Yes- I can do that. Pay £12.50 to ********.co.uk and I’ll get it out to you.

From: redfacedass

To: bigdogtshirts

Simon!

Here is a picture of me in my new t-shirt. I love it. It’s all I ever wear.

I’m looking for new work, so perhaps you might like to use this photo for advertising and promotional purposes? I imagine this new design will prove popular. I would only require a small fee for modelling your T-Shirts (£12).

Many Thanks,

Freddy

P.S- you were so right to overrule my request for the lower casing, as I think it looks fantastic in capitals. Congrats for that.

If you like it, Pass it on

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Minnie 12:25 pm, 30-Jul-2014

Another very funny extract! Gotta love this guy :)

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