From: redfacedass
To: bigdogtshirts
Dear Bigdogtshirts,
I have a new hobby- analysing products on eBay. This morning I came across this T-Shirt and I really feel that the item is not in good spirit.
Hating Gingers is a form of racism, just the same as hating someone for the colour of their skin.
Yours faithfully,
Mr Facedass
From: bigdogtshirts
To: redfacedass
Hi,
Thank you for your comments on this item. I am also ginger and have explained this to several people. The idea came from comments that I received from friends and other people.
Regards
Simon
From: redfacedass
To: bigdogtshirts
Dear Simon,
Don’t call me ginger. I HATE GINGERS.
Regards,
Fredrick Facedass
From: bigdogtshirts
To: redfacedass
What’s that all about then??? Do you want a T- Shirt???
From: redfacedass
To: bigdogtshirts
Dear Simon,
Could I have a medium sized t-shirt with the sentence-‘I hate a ginger man called Simon’ printed across the chest area?
Can I please have all the letters in lower case, except for the first letter of your name (S) (Simon)?
I shall leave the choice of font up to you. I trust your good judgement.
Please post to-
Fredrick Facedass
**** **** St
** ***
Regards,
Mr Facedass
From: bigdogtshirts
To: redfacedass
Yes- I can do that. Pay £12.50 to ********.co.uk and I’ll get it out to you.
From: redfacedass
To: bigdogtshirts
Simon!
Here is a picture of me in my new t-shirt. I love it. It’s all I ever wear.
I’m looking for new work, so perhaps you might like to use this photo for advertising and promotional purposes? I imagine this new design will prove popular. I would only require a small fee for modelling your T-Shirts (£12).
Many Thanks,
Freddy
P.S- you were so right to overrule my request for the lower casing, as I think it looks fantastic in capitals. Congrats for that.
If you like it, Pass it on
COMMENTS
Another very funny extract! Gotta love this guy :)