Mumsnet offer up some absolute gold every once in a while. Today is one of those days. A forum discussion started about a 'penis beaker', a cup of water placed beside the bed for the purpose of post-coital cleaning or 'dunking' by the male. We've just lost an hour reading through the replies. Expect #penisbeaker to be trending and a full blown discussion on Loose Women this week, guaranteed.
The original post asked...
Some of the replies are incredible...
I don't have a dedicated cup. Sometimes I'll just spit into an empty crisp packet and lower myself into it carefully.
I have heard of one other person that does this. His name was Keith and his ex-wife told everyone in the pub and we laughed at him, that was 20 years ago and I still think of it every time I see him.
We have a Sainsbury's bleach spray and some kitchen roll.
Does anyone else get the penis beaker when they have a drink at your house? That would be awkward
Is the water cold? Would it not overflow during dunking and create more mess?
Next to my four post I have a velvet box full of various silks which I use to clean Rupert
Read the full post here. It's worth it.