My Application To Be The Next Pope
You can forget Lemmy, Dougal or John Terry, my letter to the Vatican proves I'm the man for the job...

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Johnathan Woss would be a good applicant I want to be Pope because no-one understands me too
You should get a response within a month. The Vatican has an excellent SLA.


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