Florida news anchor John Brown had something of an on-screen meltdown this week after being forced to report on the Kardashians' pet rabbit.
To the sound of nervous laughter from his co-hosts, Brown walks off set screaming "I'VE HAD ENOUGH. I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE KARDASHIANS", only to be instantly replaced by a lookalike.
The scary thing is, you could actually imagine this as a scene from a film about a sedative dystopian society under mass mind control. Except it's not. It's the news.
Brown was promptly taken outside and shot. More on the Kardashians tomorrow.
*He wasn't really shot.