Surely a Wayne Rooney cross-stitch kit doesn't exist? You know what that means, someone had to sit down and meticulously study Wazza's ruddy, meat-pie face, and then decipher a pattern out of that. Makes the 12 labours of Hercules seem like a walk in the park when you think about it. Special mention must go to whoever knocked out that Obama painting as well, single-handedly turning a powerfully iconic image into a dank turd.
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