We Asked Twitter How To Kill A Jellyfish
We asked you how to kill a jellyfish. The results made us laugh, so here they are.
We need someone to settle an office argument. How do you kill a jellyfish?
— Sabotage Times (@SabotageTimes) March 25, 2014
@SabotageTimes Stick a straw in it and slurp the motherfucker. — Gene Oliver (@mantomanmarking) March 25, 2014
@SabotageTimes fill it with self loathing by belittling it for years until it inevitably throws itself in front of a train — LasVegasDan (@LasVegasWI) March 25, 2014
@SabotageTimes You need a sharp blade, googles, good balance and you’re never going to have sex again. — Steve Duffy (@SteveDuffy7) March 25, 2014
@SabotageTimes Piss on it ? — Martin Mulchrone (@martysm) March 25, 2014
@SabotageTimes First lower its self esteem by criticising its looks. Then hit it with a big fucking spade. — Neal Underwood (@nealu_freelance) March 25, 2014
@SabotageTimes With kindness
— Joe (@joeripcord) March 25, 2014
@SabotageTimes Your mum’s breath
— Bark Pamphlet (@BarkPamphlet) March 25, 2014
@SabotageTimes Grenade.
— Sam Diss (@SamDiss) March 25, 2014
@SabotageTimes Tell it God is not real.
— Nik (@mistanikinnit) March 25, 2014
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COMMENTS
knee it in the tentacles?