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5 Beers That Will Make You Forget The Rest Ever Existed

by Mark Fletcher
22 May 2013 19 Comments

Fancy moving from lager to beer but worrying that you won't get your cold kicks? Think again, this mix of IPAs, pilsners and American beers will sort you right out...

There’s nothing like the fizz of a cold lager bristling in a hot beer garden, those refreshing bubbles heading north towards the sun-god in the sky. A cold lager, the perfect herald to the first rays of summer.

And at home, after a long day in a stuffy office, the reviving powers of a lager served chilled from the fridge, sweating condensation whilst the search for a beer bottle opener begins, is pure school night solace.

But let’s face it, the ubiquitous lagers of supermarket shelves don’t fit every situation. Surely there’s only so much enjoyment one can squeeze out of a tinny lager before we have to question “Isn’t there something with a bit more… taste?”

What’s the alternative then?

Here are five beers that offer everything a cold lager can, and a whole lot more.

Pilsner Urquell

First up, lager is pilsner. Taking their name from the town of Pilsen in Bohemia, pilsners were the first golden beers and they soon took over Europe. The canned excuses for lager that dominate supermarket shelves today are largely piss poor imitations of beer’s most influential manifestation. Without pilsner, even Duff Beer doesn’t exist.

The best starting point to uncover the truth behind lager is Pilsner Urquell, the golden beer that has been copied copiously over the last century and a half. Urquell (meaning ‘original source’) is still brewed and lagered under the cobbles of Pilsner, cooled in caves carved near the bank of the Radbuza River. With a frothy head, subtle herbaceous aroma and kick ass refreshment, it’s hard to even compare most lagers to this. It’s a beer hard not to gulp down.

See also:  Jever, Warsteiner Premium, Cotswold Premium Lager

Brooklyn Lager, Brooklyn Brewery

Garrett Oliver, the charismatic head brewer of Brooklyn Brewery, was inspired by his post-university travels in Europe, and Brooklyn Lager is just one of his beers with whopping nods and winks to styles originating in continental Europe.

If you don’t like to smell your beer, take care, as Brooklyn packs a fresh vibrant aroma, before dishing up a thirst quenching package of bready malt rounded with citrus fruit bitterness. Perfect with pizza and well under £2 a bottle in the supermarket, this beer is incredibly satisfying on taste buds and bank balance.

See also: Samuel Adams Boston Lager, Meantime Union, Harviestoun Schiehallion

Caesar Augustus, Williams Bros Brewery

India Pale Ale has the best back story of any beer style. The myth that it was brewed to survive the long journey from London to Calcutta has some truth about it, but really the IPA style was a happy accident of shipping beer across long and treacherous sea journeys.

Now known for their malt backbone but bitter finish and often pine or citrus packed bouquets, IPAs are often stronger than your typical British pint. Which is why I like Caesar Augustus, a lager-IPA hybrid as the brothers William describe it. Forget the taxonomy, Caesar Augustus isn’t complex or overpowering, but if you fancy the ride get it out of the bottle and into a nice rounded glass. Here it’s honey gold complexities and hints of marmalade reference stoic IPA tradition as well as the zesty vibrancy of Czech pilsners. It’s a cracker and at 4.1% you might as well have another.

See also: Orkney Blast, Thornbridge Kipling, Sharp’s Monsieur Rock

Leeds Pale, Leeds Brewery

Brewed, not in the gargantuan corpse of the Tetley Brewery that lies near the south bank of the Leeds-Liverpool canal, but in a small industrial unit tucked away behind the grotty arches of a Leeds’ hidden red light district. Leeds Pale is as dependable as a beer could be. A real ale that doesn’t taste of muck, that is refreshing, and is not served at room temperature.

At the Midnight Bell, Leeds Brewery’s flagship boozer, people of many walks of life sit in the sun-drenched yard and sip away on this, the flagship beer. It’s light, relatively low in strength (3.8%) and tasty to boot, with gentle floral and cereal influence, with enough get up and go to make you want another.

See also: Bath Golden Hare, Adnams Lighthouse, Dark Star Hop Head

Budvar Dark

No, not a dubious double act from a continental TV comedy, but the common names for dark lagers of Bavarian and Bohemian influence. Whilst golden pilsner wowed the world traditional deeper coloured styles of lager persisted in Germany and central Europe. These beers are fuller and sweeter, rich in flavours as diverse as honey, coffee, herbs, fruit cake and liquorice.

For a well rounded introduction, try Budvar Dark. With dashing traces of chocolate and spice it’s a well balanced dark lager, refreshing but with more body than it’s the sweeter, more complicated sister of another classic Pilsner, Budweiser Budvar.

See also:  Freedom Organic Dark Lager, Peroni Gran Riserva

You can read more of Mark’s beer articles at Real Ale Reviews… or follow the site here on Twitter @realalereviews

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shorehamview 10:04 am, 11-Mar-2012

So out of these five alternatives to lager, four are, well, lager. Brilliant. Can we have some alternatives to meat next? I suggest beef, lamb, pork, chicken and Wotsits.

davis 1:09 pm, 11-Mar-2012

but they're good lagers...obviously the suggestion is that these are alternatives to crap "why do we buy them when we're only renting them for a little while" lagers like Carling, Fosters and American Bud...

terry ball 2:45 pm, 11-Mar-2012

Reminds me of the time i asked the young bint behind the bar in the theatre if they had any ale. She turned to look at the cold shelf (which I'd already scrutinised) and chimed the names of three lagers. "But they're lagers" I replied. Daft tart.

John T 2:57 pm, 11-Mar-2012

"A real ale that doesn't taste like muck?" Shandy drinking ponce!!!

Matt 8:11 pm, 11-Mar-2012

Laughable selection by someone who obviously doesn't get out much.

Mrs Martin 10:40 pm, 11-Mar-2012

This boy knows nothing about alcohol. Lager is not pilsner. Lager is a brewing process.

yogavo 4:52 am, 12-Mar-2012

brooklyn beer tastes like horlicks

John 11:18 am, 12-Mar-2012

Brooklyn is the worst pint I have ever tasted. It's like someone has taken a Carlsberg and stuck a piece of burnt lemon rind in it. Absolute piss. Leeds Pale ain't up to much either - nearby Copper Dragon is far better, as is Bakewell's Thornbridge. I hate articles like this. Proper beer is now fashionable among the wanky types who will wax lyrical on shit tipples.

Johnny L 12:36 pm, 12-Mar-2012

brooklyn beer tastes like horlicks. Acemans, have to try some now. Thanks for the head's up.

David L 12:59 pm, 12-Mar-2012

That photo of the Brooklyn lager reminds me of a story I read years ago in Jack about a care home resident who was so desperate to slake his thirst that he accidentally imbibed some novelty beer shampoo and died in agony. But if it's Horlicks-tasting, count me in.

Who cares? 10:36 pm, 12-Mar-2012

i would suggest Rothaus - Tannen Zaple would piss all over these lot. i think they market it as Black Forest beer in the uk.

Beefy'sLovechild 6:24 am, 13-Mar-2012

Damn... you Poms dont half blather on about rubbish beer. Shoot the writer of this garbage and contact all the people above who have left a comment: They obviously know a good beer when they down one. Is it me or is Sabotage full of wanker writers these days who are just full of themselves...the place aint exactly cutting edge is it. C'mon you tossers running the joint...smarten up FFS!

Neil 1:55 pm, 13-Mar-2012

Right on, beefy! VB FTW!

John 2:17 pm, 13-Mar-2012

Perhaps Mr Fletcher should respond and defend his article? Nothing better than seeing someone actually engage in a bit of dialouge with people who have bothered to read the shit they write.

Bramleymark 5:03 pm, 13-Mar-2012

As a dedicated lager drinker, i would like to offer Innes & Gunn Blonde as a viable alternative. To be honest, all of the innes & gunn beers i have tasted have pretty darn good. It is found mainly in scotland, though all bar one does it england and so do both the ASDA and Morrisons suppermarkets near me in Leeds.

FletchtheMonkey 8:03 pm, 13-Mar-2012

Thanks for all the comments folks (wankers, warts and all!) It's a list of five beers that in my humble option are nicer than the ubiquitious lagers of supermarket shelves. There are lots of other beer styles that could have been included (yes, I think 'lager' can be described as a style of beer as well as a process (everyone I know orders lager, most people understand lager, many lagers are deliberately brewed in the style of other similar lagers)) but the idea was to stick to beers that could be swapped for lagers quite easily in a typical pub or living room evening (perhaps suggesting a super hopped imperial stout might have fitted the bold title of the article more accurately?!). There are many alternative beers that could have been suggested too, from many breweries (John, my favourite Thornbridge is Kipling, what's yours?) Everyone has their own taste and preferences, Horlicks & Brooklyn included. I picked those I like (that's why no Innis & Gunne unfortunately Bramleymark (PS. Does your ASDA do a bad job of the local section, the one in my part of Leeds is poor?)). These are just some beers to try, or not to try. I look forward to more suggestions.

John 12:05 pm, 14-Mar-2012

Kipling - good choice! Either that or Versa for me...

Gavin 5:58 pm, 20-Aug-2013

I love Ceasar Augustus...will be getting a shipment from Williams soon (just a case)...but where is Jaipur...a floral, citrusy IPA...wonderful...

Richard 6:13 pm, 20-Aug-2013

"A real ale that doesn’t taste of muck, that is refreshing, and is not served at room temperature." - Shows how much teh author knows, no real ale is supposed to be served at room temperature - it's served at cellar temp, cool not cold.

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