Baths full of beans, being gunged, pretending to like Lenny Henry, the things people do for Red Nose Day are wide and varied, but hats off to @EasilyTempted who is trying to raise £2000 to have 50 wanks in five days. She's currently raised £1,915 so only needs £85 before settling down with an array of sex toys for 5 days of frenetic frottage. Who knows, if we help her she might even live blog it or write a wank diary for this very site.
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Well is anyone else doing it? probably not.
Can I do it? I am not sure, it will take dedication and a lot of good vibrations.
And I get to call it HAND RELIEF. Beautiful.
I can't ask anyone in the real world to sponsor me. It might make them blush.
So, please sponsor me.