Blues Name Generator

Howling Mad Kentucky? Blind Willie Malone? Use this Blues name generator to find out what you'd be called if you whistled dixie...
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Howling Mad Kentucky? Blind Willie Malone? Use this Blues name generator to find out what you'd be called if you whistled dixie...

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Most people are aware of their porn names - that being the name of their first pet combined with your Mother's maiden name -  but your Blues name is a much more attractive, especially if your porn name makes you sound like you're essentially waiting to get ploughed in the wrong un by a musclebound Russian sailor with a knob like a shepherd's staff. Sabotage Times' blues name is Blind Franklin, what's yours...

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Joey Anthony Barton - Boney ' Bones' McGee

Barack Hussein Obama - Buddy 'Hips' King

Piers Stefan Morgan - Sleepy 'Bad Boy' Lee

Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor - Texas 'Bones Gumbo' Bailey

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