David Cameron Proves He Couldn't Lead A Choir, Let Alone A Country

Returning from Tuscany and after his meeting with COBRA, the PM give an address that proves once and for all he is a berk without a clue...
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Returning from Tuscany and after his meeting with COBRA, the PM give an address that proves once and for all he is a berk without a clue...

"Thankyou, there's hard work to be done," said David Cameron before turning on his heel and strutting back towards Number 10. If ever there was a moment, a speech, that showed David Cameron up to be exactly what he is, a fully-paid up member of the Bullingdon Club with no fucking idea of what goes on in the lives of ordinary people, then today was that day.

Kay Burley reckoned he looked furious, I just think he looked clueless. Tony Blair might have misjudged the public mood on the Iraq war and eventually paid the price for his actions, but in failing to return from Tuscany as London began to sizzle, Cameron proved himself to be an equally shameless cunt. As gangs began to gather across London, Cameron returned to a restaurant to tip a fucking waitress.

His speech was littered with pointless rhetoric that surely had no-one fooled. This is a man who doesn't give a flying fuck about what is happening to the individual, only what might happen to his reputation. Both he and Boris bowed TO PRESSURE to return from their holidays. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK? I noticed a Tory fundraiser yesterday tweeted 'what do you expect? him to come home and sweep up glass?' Well, in a word, yes. And to LEAD the country.

I’ve come to the conclusion that you probably can’t lead your dick effectively out of your trousers without pissing down your leg, so how can you expect to lead a fucking country?

I didn't vote for Cameron and never would, but if he'd have been in London within hours of Michael Duggan being shot and taken some positive action which could have stopped innocent people losing their homes and livelihood, then I might have gained a modicum of respect for him.

16000 coppers means fuck all Dave, it's too late. If it's quiet tonight it's a pyrrhic victory at best. You can order their heads be kicked shitless, water cannons used and rubber bullets fired but it is too little, too late. You had your chance to lead from the front and missed it.

If I was the CEO of a company, or the manager of a football team, or a greengrocer, and whatever was on my watch broke down beyond all repair, I’d expect to be shellacked or sacked. If, however, I preferred to eat spaghetti shitting vongolle and slurp Limoncello while the electorate who voted me rioted, looted, suffered, burnt, lost, cried and screamed, then I reckon I’d have the good grace to stand down.

When, today, you appealed to the rioters not to ‘ruin their lives’ I realised once and for all that you know nothing, zero, these people do not give a shit and rightly or wrongly (I’m only here to judge you), will only stop when they are forcibly stopped. They have nothing to lose.

I’ve come to the conclusion that you probably can’t lead your dick effectively out of your trousers without pissing down your leg, so how can you expect to lead a fucking country?

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