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Celebrity Watch USA: How To Work Hard Like Kim Kardashian

by Tom Greaney
4 April 2011 3 Comments

You might think that British celebrities are a vapid bunch, but they've got nothing on the A-Z listers in the US of A...

Kardashian Klocks

The Kardashians were on the cover of “Redbook” magazine this week. They have replaced The Simpsons as the most famous family in America. What’s their secret? Good looks? Luck? Business minded? It’s actually much more impressive than that. They’ve got one up on all of us. Kris Jenner, Mother and Manager of the reality TV stars explains the secret “They work 25 hours a day.”

That’s it then. Most people work 8 hours a day and live 24 hours a day. Idiots. The Kardashians are working on a different level to us. So next time you complain about their success maybe you should start looking at adding an extra hour to your clock you lazy so and so.

Newt Problem

Newt Gingrich, a Republican Presidential candidate has a problem. He has been married twice and the marriages have broken down due to affairs. His affairs. Classic seedy stuff. That’s not going to play well with floating voters. But wait, he has an excuse…

“There’s no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate,” Gingrich said.

The lessons here is, don’t love your country too much. It may drive you into the arms of someone who isn’t your wife. I can only imagine the sort of hijinks Captain America is up to when away from home.

Toying

Chris O’Donnell was interviewed this week. Remember him? The best example of a fallen Hollywood star. In a recent interview he said “When I made Batman & Robin, I felt like I was making a toy commercial.”

Later on he went on to say (talking about the Batman films) “Some day my kids are going to watch these and say to themselves ‘That’s daddy’!”

Lets just hope those kids don’t have opinions of taste. Or otherwise it’s going to be, “There’s daddy! In this awful awful movie.”

Miami Fat

LeBron James. Possibly the best basketball player in the world at moment is a big believer in beating child obesity. His LeBron James Family Foundation does charity work focusing on child fitness and health.

Which would explain why he now advertises for McDonalds. I mean a successful sports star legitimising fast food. That’s fine. He probably needs the money as well. Last year it was reported he was earning $20000 a hour. He was probably glad of the work.

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Richard Luck 2:08 pm, 4-Apr-2011

Terrific stuff as always, Tom. Newt Gingrich served one of his former wives with divorce papers while she was in hospital recovering from cancer surgery. He's just gorgeous.

Tom Greaney 5:42 pm, 4-Apr-2011

He is quite the man. Also with almost zero chance of getting anywhere in the Republican nomination race, he might as well save the money for his next divorce.

sylvia holtzman 5:12 pm, 19-Apr-2011

Success stories,everyone has their ups and downs, that;s what public life is all about.. Makes good reading.

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