CNN Thinks London Is In Norfolk
America, you've gotta love it...

Ah America, not content with thinking we all speak like chinless toffs, brush our teeth with dogshit and are on first name terms with the Queen, global news network CNN and moved London to Norfolk. Brilliant, now if they can just shift Walsall to the Outer Herbrides we’ll call it even…
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COMMENTS
I heartily agree with moving Walsall, but I'd much rather see it relocated to somewhere in the North Sea.
Does it matter? As long as they know where Yorkshire is that's all that counts.
Isaat cos we is Premier League again innit bor? Actually I dont care CNN thinks The Smoke where The Nodge is. There's bigger problems festering across the pond from the right wing and from the Church(es). Those morons are going to bring the end to us all
To be fair, how many of us could put a pin in a map of the US bang on New York City or Los Angeles? And as Dave says, London's just that place south of Yorkshire, somewhere near France isn't it?
Good to see us back as the centre of the world again. Not the biggest Yank cockup we've had: check out the scenes in "Reign Of Fire" where Matthew McConahaunahanahaunaghey is fighting dragons in Norfolk's majestic mountains (actually Co.Wicklow).
Leave Walsall alone! It has been a remarkably productive town through the years and it is growing culturally. It has an art gallery and a big Tesco now!
Is it too late to move the Olympics to Norfolk?
I remember a woman on CNN telling us that Pakistan would be exploding a nuclear test - exploding a test!!! Anyway there are too many places at home to learn the location of, if you live in the USA, so abroad is a problem. It 's easier to divide it into Europe, Canada, the places where our drugs come from, and places to be bombed. There are only three places in England, London, Scotland and Downton Abbey. And Wales which is in Ireland.


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