We've seen some weird stuff down the years on Craigslist, but this chump tops the lot. So to stop your girlfriend running off with the high-school jock, would you pay $500 to get the shit kicked out of you on a daily basis? Will that even work? How about an extra $100 for 'good comments'? Didn't think so, and we're not sure he'll find someone 'qualified' to do it.
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