Craig's List Plea: Teach Me Football!

This guy is either getting bullied at high school, or is seriously deluded and thinks that he will walk his way onto the field at the next Superbowl. We wish him luck..
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This guy is either getting bullied at high school, or is seriously deluded and thinks that he will walk his way onto the field at the next Superbowl. We wish him luck..

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We've seen some weird stuff down the years on Craigslist, but this chump tops the lot. So to stop your girlfriend running off with the high-school jock, would you pay $500 to get the shit kicked out of you on a daily basis? Will that even work? How about an extra $100 for 'good comments'? Didn't think so, and we're not sure he'll find someone 'qualified' to do it.

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