Economic Growth, Footballing Superiority and Beer: A Grudging Respect For The Germans
In 1902 Cecil Rhodes said ‘to be born an Englishman is to win first prize in God's lottery’. 111 years later this Englishman thinks the Germans have won the jackpot.

Germany, taking the piss out of all other countries.
Sabotage Times has recently begun a series based on admitting to grudging respect for footballing rivals. This would certainly apply for most England fans with regard to the Germans, whose greater levels of skill, tactical nous and effort lead to them winning considerably more often. Sadly this is not just restricted to football and a case could be made for paying grudging respect to the Germans for their recent economic success too.
In the aftermath of the global economic crisis, the UK is struggling with austerity, the US with budget chaos and the rest of the Eurozone with the debt problem. Germany, meanwhile, in the midst of all this, is booming. Its most pressing problem is not cuts or budget deficits but deciding exactly how much of its burgeoning wealth to give away to its’ economically challenged European partners. How on earth does it do it?
Much of the answer lies in its response to an earlier economic problem. In the early 2000’s Germany was struggling, by its standards, with low economic growth and steadily rising unemployment. Much of this was down to the immense costs over the previous decade of absorbing an entire, poorer country (East Germany; in itself a task probably only the Germans could have accomplished so successfully). But rather than bowing to the “inevitable” of making deep cuts and allowing market forces to drive many of its companies to the wall, it chose to do something different.
The Germans realised, unlike some comparable countries, that there could still be a leading role in their economy for manufacturing. Their manufacturing sector is based on two pillars; thousands of small to medium sized family owned businesses that make components for sophisticated machinery and larger marquee brands such as the car makers BMW and Mercedes. Crucially, the focus for both pillars is on making stuff of a quality that countries like China, for all their lower costs, cannot match.
In order to preserve Germany’s manufacturing industry, the Social Democratic government of Gerhard Schroder pushed through a reform programme in 2005 called “Agenda 2010”. This involved reconfiguring welfare benefits to ensure the unemployed could profit from working, relaxing regulations on business and making a grand bargain with companies and trade unions to hold down wage costs in return for job security. The latter deal was implemented through a short-work scheme in which workers’ hours were reduced and part of their wages subsidised by the government.
Although the programme was politically unpopular at the time and cost Schroder his job, an independent report by the OECD calculated that it saved at least 500,000 other jobs during the crisis. It also enabled companies to stay in business, workers to retain their jobs and skills and the government to save on social security costs, all of which put Germany in a much stronger position to recover once the crisis had passed. Almost unbelievably in the present global economic climate, Germany’s unemployment rate has fallen from 8.5% to 7.1% over the last four years and its exports have grown by 27% since February 2010.
Respect, grudging or otherwise, is surely due for this latest German triumph, which owes more to innovative policy making and genuine “all in this together” cooperation, than to stereotypical hard work and efficiency. And just to rub it in, the average still-employed German’s after work beer still tastes better than ours and the train that takes him home is more likely to run on time.
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We still got the better of them in two world wars and a World Cup final, beat that Germans.
It’s because of idiots like Jobo looking back 50 years that England stagnates while Germany thrives.
its not just to do with Agenda 2010. I am married to a German woman and over the years i have learnt a fair few things about the fundamental differences in culture: 1) they dont have a housing market like ours, renting is the norm until you can afford to build your own house, once you have done that you dont move-ever- you just make the house you built better! thus people have less personal debt hanging over their heads and more disposable income. 2) germans dont beleive in buying on credit, their mentality( much like the dutch) is that if you cant afford it you dont have it, simple as that. this also adds to the less personal debt part 3) they work fucking hard and for long hours, eg my brother in law leaves home at 7am comes home at 7pm, every day- but that means he can take longer holidays and he earns more. 4) they make the best cars in the world and we buy them all eg audi, bmw, vw, porsche, mercedes, rover and jaguar and mini are german owned too. 5)they dont have stupid cultural hangups like we do about the war and football- they just get on with it and dont make excuses. 6)union members have places on company boards by law- employment rights are protected in law and workers are consulted on pretty much everything- usually if they dont like it it doesnt happen. 7) the benefits system is way better than ours- peoppe arent just given unemployment benefit and left to rot- they are made to do work that benefits society or their benefits are cut eg they clean towns, repair roads, clean up litter on the sides of the roads etc. we arent cleverer at all, there are some very clever germans indeed eg the HQ of SAP is in germany, those guys are super bright and lets not even mention the car makers eh? if i could i would live their tomorow.
Have to say, all this praising of Germany is coming from a real point of ignorance. They were down when the rest of the EU was up and profitied amazingly from it, allowing them to run austerity measure. Then when they are up and the rest are down they hate the EU though most of their profit has come from it. If you want to look at the real winners in the EU look a little further South, Austria is doing much better and they are the kings of niche companies that see no downturn. Just one point to JR, jaguar was never German owned, first Ford and now Tata. Austria is the Cultural Germany, believe me


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