This girl doesn't seem to realise that her face is a completely different colour to her hand taking the photo. Give us consistency, even if its consistently tangoed.
Potentially a man this one, no way of knowing for sure.
Oh George Hamilton, your face looks like an onion that's been left out in the sun.
This is Valentino, a designer. His job is to make people look good. I'll let that one sink in for a minute.
What's more worrying about all of these pictures is that you get the feeling that the people involved are exactly the shade of orange they intended to be.
We found these, and other ridiculous tans, at www.paleisthenewtan.com
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