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From vajazzling with a glue gun to the questionable aroma of Roast Beef Monster Munch. Welcome to the best of this week's nonsense on Twitter. You could do worse than #FF this lot.
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From vajazzling with a glue gun to the questionable aroma of Roast Beef Monster Munch. Welcome to the best of this week's nonsense on Twitter. You could do worse than #FF this lot.

FUERTESKNIGHT
what is the politically correct term for a fatty-boom-boom-can't-stop-shoving-pies-in-my-face?

lucytweet1
My new toaster has a special 'brown bread' button. WTF? And if I press it, will I die?

Harry_Flowers
If you've never heard Beatles, Velvet Underground, Chas n Dave or Shakin Stevens (ta @russlitten), then have I got a band for you! #beadyeye

toasta_tweeta
Nick from the Apprentice shops in our Wtrose. He's only little too & stares really hard at all his shopping.

RobinCowan
So Hugh Jackman's made a film of Rockem Sockem Robots? What's next? Hungry Hungry Hippo's The Movie, starring Ed Norton?

DanBrennan99
What race is he running in? @clarebalding1 ...Just seen Dimitar Berbatov. He's rather beautiful & has very slender ankles.

empiremagazine
Rentaghost. The Movie. Not kidding. At all.

@VizTopTips
ZANY PEOPLE. Help colleagues determine who to avoid on Christmas nights out, by wearing a Santa hat.

robinbogg
BREAKING: James Naughtie pulls out of tomorrow's #today programme. "I just can't get rid of this cunting cough"

@davidvitty
Defoe walks into a bar. He goes up to this girl & says "Grab your coat you've pulled". She says "You're a little forward!"

FUERTESKNIGHT
my 900th follower receives a 37 pence cash prize and a photo of me vajazzling myself with a glue gun and bits of BacoFoil.

Lorna Fiorini
Doctor: "you have tonsilitis", me: "I don't have any tonsils"

Big_Titz_UK
Ever catch yourself in the mirror without posing and think fuck me, I am actually hideous. Do you? I sure as fuck don't.

danmorfitt
Something smells wrong. I've just eaten some Roast Beef Monster Munch and also 'rearranged' myself. But where exactly is that smell from?

AndrewBloch
Just got home to find all the doors and windows open and everything gone. What kind of sicko does that to someone's advent calendar?

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