Sabotage Times reader Ben Mason had the pleasure of drinking with Mini T, Mr T's pint-sized impersonator when he was in Hollywood recently.
"We got the little fucker absolutely bladdered," explains Ben. "We were sat on high stools, every time he needed a piss he asked us to lift him down then put him back up after his wee. Had to lift his pint with two hands. He stunk as well... and kept farting. Then at the end of the night we kidnapped him. I had his fat head and my mate had his legs and we wheel barrowed him into the back of a taxi. He was pottering around on Hollywood Boulevard."
Here's the man in action...
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