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How I Get Away With Masturbating In Public - Sabotage Times

P 30 August 2013 U Lorraine Baines

It’s great being a girl, especially when it comes to sex. I only need to say the words multiple orgasm for men to feel a compulsion to chop off their balls. No wank will ever compare to the joy of the hooded, hidden glory that is the clit. And don’t they know it.

But one of the most fun things about being a girl is that we can get away with masturbating… anywhere. There’s no body part to whip out, no mess to clear up and no obvious movements that would give the game away. No one has any idea we’re doing it. That’s what makes it so great. Here are a few places I’ve experimented going solo in public…

In the jacuzzi at the gym

I find the jacuzzi a bit boring, and a little socially awkward. It’s like having a bath with complete strangers. So I decided to make the occasion a little more interesting one evening. I sat in a seat of David Lloyd’s hot tub, with just another girl for company. She was wearing a khaki green bikini. I can still picture it now. I realised you could see nothing under the bubbles, so I slipped my hand under my right thigh, moved my swimsuit to the side, and started rubbing. The movement of the water helped me out, and in no time I was orgasming right next to her… And I admit, I was sneaking looks at her boobs. Then her boyfriend got in and gave me a dirty look.

At a Britney Spears concert

This one I’m particularly proud of. Britney was my go-to adolescent masturbating material – and now and then she still pops up in my head. So when I saw her live recently I just couldn’t help but take up the opportunity to do it over her in person. Everyone around me was too preoccupied with what was happening on stage to notice what I was doing… in response to what was happening on stage. As determinedly heterosexual as I am, there’s something about a dirty blonde gyrating to Slave in leather pants that just pushes my buttons. Well, button. You get the idea.

At work

I had a boyfriend at the time, but had started engaging in some sexy emails with a good-looking male colleague, who happened to be married. He kept walking past my desk in between messages, and I started fantasising about what I’d like to do with him. I decided I’d never get any work done feeling like this, so I went to the bathroom, locked myself in the end stall and got to work… Then just as I was close, someone else came in the bathroom and, rather awkwardly, took the stall next to me. Deciding this could actually be quite horny, I quickly finished, and came out of the stall. Washing my hands, the girl next me came out, and we made small talk. It was weird, but I couldn’t help but smile knowingly.

Shop changing room

I was in the changing room of a clothes shop that had a communal changing area as well as curtained-off cubicles. Walking through the communal area, I passed a good-looking girl who was just in a black bra and tight jeans. I started getting changed in the cubicle, but quite unexpectedly started feeling a bit… hot. I thought about the girl, and decided it would be quite fun masturbating just a few feet away from her. There was a gap in the curtain where it didn’t close properly, and I could see people walking past and getting changed. I started touching myself, simply because the idea of being seen really turned me on. And if the hot girl in the black bra saw me… Well, that thought was all I needed. Of course I walked out of there feeling a bit embarrassed, especially when the girl in the bra (now fully clothed) came and stood behind me in the queue for the tills.

On the bus

I was on the way to school one morning when I was about 15. I was sat at the back of the bus, with a man sitting a few seats away from me, and no one in front of me. I’d only recently discovered the art of self-induced pleasure, and decided to see if I could get away with doing it on the bus. I put my bag on my lap, slipped my hand under the waistband of my skirt, slid my fingers into my pants, and started playing. It was brilliant. I came as shudder-less as possible, without making a sound, just holding my breath. The back of the bus was never the same again.

In the ocean

This might sound weird, but I love peeing in the sea. I find it mysteriously euphoric and deliciously naughty. Feeling a bit cheeky last year on holiday in Valencia, I decided to take the naughty meter to another level. I thought it would be fun to get myself off while standing in the sea next to a group of gorgeous Spanish men. The water was up to my chest, so I was pretty sure no one would know. At one point one of them looked at me. I held his gaze, gave him an innocent smile and carried on. If only he’d known what I was doing…

I would like to add as a disclaimer, that I realised while writing these that my fantasies pretty much all involve other women. I’m not that way inclined romantically, but I’m sure most girls will agree they’re more turned on by the thought of women than men. Food for thought, there, boys…

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You are filth! Love it.

 

This is one of the most kick-ass columns I’ve ever seen, I’m gonna have difficulty standing up in the coffee shop now I’ve read this !

 

I fucking knew it… The sheer breadth of places you can knock one out is giving me the horn and making me jealous. Not fair/more power to you.

 

With great power comes great responsibility Anna. When did sabotage turn into a mills & boon novel? I mean it’s great that you can fap where ever you want, but is it news?

 

Is it news! Consider it “page 3″. Dick

 

My point exactly, nob jockey whose name I cant be fucked to type. Do you like this story because it made your little willy twitch? Auhh it’s like a willy only smaller!…and attached to your forehead…

 

…come on,really

 

anyone can do that.

 

load of codswallop, written by a bloke

 
 

Glad my work is being enjoyed by others. And no, I’m not a bloke.

 

Anna- it’s just not interesting and poorly written to boot. It reads like an 8 year olds summer holiday essay ” and then I masturbated in Wales, and then I masturbated at the pleasure beach, and then..” (etc) you’d also have to be some kind of sad male to be turned on by this poorly written account of your fish fingering. It’s hardly erotica is it?

 

Oh, your not a bloke? Apologies Anna, I assumed ‘Anna Puma’ was a nom de plume and the first image I had of ‘Anna Puma’ was -
http://tinyurl.com/85zw3lt (link completely safe for work). I was completely wrong and I’m sorry.

 

If Anna Puma is a bloke, then my A level in biology was strangely wasted.

Signed, her (sometime) boyfriend

 

@My Blue Heaven – Errmm, just wonderin’ like? You haven’t got any plans to write a article for here on the times when you’ve had a quick hand shandy in public have you?

 

@ http://www.thegreenwichbarber.com

If there’s sufficient demand from ST for an article about the time I had a crafty J. Arthur over the city walls of Quebec and launched 10cc of man fat into the starry void… I’ll write it.

 

@ My Blue Heaven – You’re just delightful.

 

its a wank-off!!

call David Bowie

 

Fair trade for getting knocked up – you keep wanking in public and I will never have to pass a watermelon through my cunt.

 

Makes for an interesting comparison to Owen Blackhurst’s ‘confessions of a teenage tosser’. Top article, look forward to more.

 

I like the idea of an amateur wank-off. Me, Owen, Anna Puma and a hapless biscuit. Let’s make it happen.

 

Meanwhile… In Norway…

Couldn’t help myself thinking of this video in connection with the jacuzzi…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=369FGAb1iI8

Funny thing that the best Norwegian music is made by comedians. great voices, great productions…This one is good too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klJhWr_FTaE

 

i read some of the letters and it turns me on what do i do about it

 
 

@gingerprince -lmao, ta.
@Anna – filthy girl, keep it up.

 

I wanna write an article about the places I’ve wanked. Dunno if it’d be quite as sexy coming from a guy though. Think I’ve managed a few places – work, plane, train. Once got a stiffy in the showers at the gym that was embarrassing

 

Oh yeah I forgot – in a bush at the park, outside the local playground, when I was volunteering at the local nursing home, in detention after Maths class (I had been a naughty boy he he he), I have had a crazy sex life

 

C’mon, who hasn’t in the bogs at work? Walk on the wild side

 

I’m in love!!

 

I can relate o Anna’s article. I like to cum at work – just cross my legs, squeeze and push up against the desk. The busier and stressed I am, the better the orgasm. Try it…

 

You see this is exactly the kind of trash that makes me sick to my stomach. You Anna, yes you, the fucking writer of this fucking article, are a sick human being. I have never wished anyone geniune ill-fate in life till now, I hope you burn like the evil bitch you are. “I had a boyfriend at the time, but had started engaging in some sexy emails with a good-looking male colleague, who happened to be married” – I KNOW you are bullshitting, I’m sorry you have to lie to make your pathetic fucking life seem bearable for just a second. But if you are telling the truth, then it’s the sick people like you that should be tied to a stake and burned, you are a cheater, I hope your boyfriend really quite literally backstabbed you as much as you backstabbed him. You are a whore and I really hope you are still reading this, because someone needs to tell you this if you haven’t realised by now, how dare you come between a married man and his wife, how fucking dare you desecrate that devotion. Burn in FUCKING HELL. Masturbating over someones girlfriend? You need your fucking head seen to. I doubt you are even a woman, or a shit excuse for one, this article reeks with pure concentrated lies. You should have been locked up for indecent exposure. And finally, and I do apologise for swearing an obscene amount but one says what one feels. “I’m sure most girls will agree they’re more turned on by the thought of women than men.” Well it’s clear that you are just a shit person, you must have had a shit relationship life with males if you think that, your mind is diseased. Keep your close-minded self centred lesbian opinions to yourself.

P.S feel free to email me back. Would love to chat.

 

i wish i had a clit

 

Well this was really good Anna hit me up 804 518 8635

 

I have wondered about this before, whether female masturbation really is so much easier to conceal. I see your article as an elaborate sort of answer to that question. And yeah, that does make me kinda envious. Oh well, there are advantages and disadvatages both ways.

I love how proud you are about the whole thing! ;)

And dude, I don’t know how you concluded the contrary, but you’re not quite hetersoexual, not exclusively at least.

 

It’s a turn on for sure that you’re so naughty this way. But I have to wonder why you seem to find such delight in putting down men. As if all men have the kind of attitude that makes them deserve such treatment?

 

For every man who subscribes to gender equality and supports feminist causes, there seems to be a woman trying to prove that women are superior. Making up for lost time? Feel like punishing today’s men for the abuses committed by yesterday’s men? Had a bad experience with men? Or just childish and insecure? Who knows… Fact is, there are a lot of women like you who are not content with equality but feel an impulsive need to be considered in some way superior.
Also, the quality of one’s experience (such as orgasm) is subjective, and there is no way for you to know whether your multiple orgasms feel better to you than my orgasms feel to me. Yes, it would be nice to have to clean up a mess after I come. But also, it would be nice not to have deal with the kind of mess your kind leave on my fish hook every time I pull out.
This is just a wild guess here, but I bet you support circumcising infant boys, or at least see no reason to object to it.

 

I suppose Danny Watson tries to point out to Anna that it’s morally wrong for you to betray your boyfriend and I must say, I am also strongly opposed against betrayal. Still I think Danny Watson should work on his French skills: c’est le ton qui fait la musique!!!

Yes, the tone makes the music. First of all, we don’t know if Anna really cheated on her boyfriend, or just had a fantasy that was a bit wild. Supposing that Anna just has a lively fantasy, that is no reason to burn her like a which.

The harsh tone that Danny Watson has chosen may hit him in his own face like a boomerang. To me Danny Watson sounds like a frustrated man, jealous to women that can have multiple orgasms. The reaction to threaten those women with hell comes from priests that are often very filthy themselves.

God gave Anna a clitoris and she’s using it for good. Danny is envying Anna and that’s against the Bible, so in the end, Danny is the real moral loser of this story…

Danny Watson can only dream of the day that he gets the chance to worship Anna’s clit, since his tongue is too raw for her and Danny obviously has to learn French first!

 

To Dan: Forgive me, I cannot see your point [and I don't think you understand the dynamics of sex either]. I really don’t get your point on superiority, if she / girls / or anyone can get away with it outside then who are you to stop them? You clearly have an interest in this or you wouldn’t be here. On your point of the mess – that mess is a MIXTURE of around 80% you and just 20% her (you have actually made a mess of her and shall continue to make that mess long after you have zipped-up and moved-on) you know, there is this invention that actually stops you from being covered in hers its called a condom – I recommend that you go and purchase then you shall have just yourself to blame.
Oh and what’s wrong with circumcising children? I was and it really is the best, from a hygiene / sexual health perspective and from a point of sex – I can go for much longer than my uncircumcised friends yes it maybe about stamina but its also about me being less sensitive by having a permanently exposed head – seriously, as a boy, maybe you should grow-up and think about others – Steve (a guy)

 

I’d never swap my meat for a tic tac. Men can have multiple orgasms. Men can masturbate 3 or 4 times in a row if they want (Just takes practice). But, the feeling of pounding on a rock-hard meat-wand is such a feeling of power. Then to feel it shoot a load, it’s glorious. A penis can shoot up to 2 meters. A clit cannot compare with that. And BTW, most women do not fantasize about women, they fantasize about men! And sure, it maybe discrete/easier if you want to masturbate all over town, to have a clit, but really, it’s only a sick woman that would do that. Men might like to watch it, but most men would keep well away from woman that are as loose as that. I’d never take her home or let her meet any of my family or friends.

 

To Eric: (People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones). While I’m not here disagreeing or agreeing with your comment, I did notice that you picked on Danny for his French. Now, if you’re going to criticize someone (In English) for their French, and insist they learn it before commenting, you should probably make sure your English is up to scratch. And, while I’m no spelling or grammar genius, I’m pretty sure you meant “Witch” which is definitely not spelled w-h-i-c-h. A quick refresher course in English might be useful, do you think?

 

@Danny Watson
You sound bitter. I take it that your wife or girlfriend left you for someone who actually knew how to use their dick? Or did she leave you for another girl?

 

I have masturbated in public before. And I think you’re full of bullshit. Get a life you attention whore….. Well said Danny Watson

 

Danny Watson, are you American, or just the small dicked utter loser than you have shown in your rant?. God is not going to give you a blow job, and for reference, Look up Clit, not bum, on the internet, what a fucking arsehole

 

I,ve read a lot of idiotic comments on this site, but you are No.1

 

a) no one is that discreet. unless you’re not really coming.
b) it is very easy to detect that give-away rhythm, especially when it’s coming from a work toilet cubicle.
c) women turning on women has never been news. ever.
d) we’re all wanking in public, sweetheart. if you’re gonna write about it, at least make it hot.

 

You really should tell men more about this, especially if you’re working them

 

Who Cares?

The article itself is an excellent example of public masturbation.

 

I thought it was rather informational. I can’t believe some people are complaining about how it was poorly written erotica. That’s not the purpose. Read the title: How I Get Away With Masturbating in Public. And I must say, I will be trying some of these :D

An despite the fact that I am strictly heterosexual… Sorry, but we’re just majestic creatures <3

 

I loved reading it!! Really turned me on, im now going to go near the fields and play til i cum, im really hard and the thought of someone maybe seeing me is awesome

 

If anyone wants to hear me 07400800274

 

Whole lotta trolling going on…..

Just a good, fun article.

 

I wonder if this website would’ve published this if a guy had masturbated in a public. I wonder if the comments would’ve been “wow really turned me on!” No, would’ve been a bunch of stupid fucking feminists saying shit like “YOU DISGUSTING FUCKING MAN MASTURBATING IN PUBLIC, MASTURBATING TO BRITNEY SPEARS, MASTURBATING AROUND ALL THOSE FUCKING PEOPLE YOU’RE FUCKING DISGUSTING”

 

Just taking the piss folks

 

What an interesting article. And to think, maybe the female just next to me is really masturbating. How daring of you. I’m one to enjoy a bit of self-pleasure, but I’m not gutsy enough to do it in public.

 

Someone is having a laugh at our expense here.
I would not say Anna Puma is laughing at us blokes, but she’s deffo laughing next to us.

 

nJust love being brought off outside, had sex with my wife lots of times, even had someobe watch us once, pulled out and shot all over her back for the lady that stopped to watch

 

Your hands must permanently stink of fanny. There was a girl who stank of fanny at school. Now I know why.

 

Although I think Danny Watson may be putting it a bit strongly I sympathise with the sentiment. You are indeed an unpleasant individual. Your insecurities are fascinatingly come to life in this article.

 

Brilliant article Anna. Witty, funny and refreshing. Go girlfriend!
Btw Danny and Jack you both sound like a couple of fucktards.
I’m not a lesbian, but yes I do regularly fantasise about women. Guess we’re generally softer and more gorgeous. There’s also that thrill of the unknown I guess. Try to keep your uptight narrow minded opinions to yourselves boys and if you’re thinking ‘go fuck yourself’, well I probably will fairly soon, pos. in public whilst thinking about a hot girl ;)

 

Reads like something from ‘Fiesta’ that might have snagged my interest at 14/15. Probably written by a guy, if not it looks like it was. Don’t know which is worse. I could do better. And thats speaking as someone who frequently masquerades as a ” certain type of girl” on sites like Omegle. ( If you’ve ever “got off” with a 19 year old uni student who’s slightly overweight, a bit geeky/ glasses wearing but prone to outburstsof filth then there’s a chance it was me!)

 

What a load of old wank.
Be sure to wash your hands young lady.

 

hahaha now THATS trolling! Ps i had a wank at a Pink concert the teeny girls bouncing up and down masked my furious fapping..

 

these are disgusting. imagine if a bloke had written this.

 

Some of these border on weird, but hey that’s just honesty I guess. Dunno why so many blokes get insecure and high and mighty about it; we’d all be wanking in public 24/7 if we thought we could get away with it. Fear of female sexuality perhaps?

 

It’s such a shame that you fellas can’t just read it and enjoy the writing. Real, not real, whatever, it’s nice to think of, a beautiful woman pleasing herself in your vicinity. I only wish, I could get a quick peek.

 

Love it! If I happened upon Anna while she had busy fingers, I’d feel compelled to join her. Not wanting to be seen, but there is a thrill in that possibility. I’ve gotten off in public countless times, outdoors mostly, in a restaurant booth, the car while driving, a bowling alley, a fairly-empty airliner, a darkened hotel room with 3 cuties talking outside the window not a yard away, on and on. It certainly can complicate things a bit because of the resulting mess, and rubbing a clit would indeed be less noticeable. But, if wearing a loose-fitting pair of shorts and seated, it’s quite discreet.

 
 

pics or it didn’t happen.

 

I bet you boyfriend was thrilled you where sending dirty emails to a married co worker, you’re a slut.

 

“My neighbor and her girl friends watched me jerk off. They sat in front of me and watched me jerk off and cum. They liked it. I could hear them talking about me and laughing as they watched me beating off, so I jerked off in front of them three times. Each time I came real hard. They watched me cum and it felt great. They were all gorgeous brunettes. I loved it :)”

 

“guys, i finger myself to girls and i fantasize about girls all the time, but i’m totally hetero, believe me”

You trying to convince us or yourself? lol

 

This is not a woman only thing I have done it many times. If you have decent sized cock and an intact sensitive one, it’s easy to get off.

Specially because of the thrill of doing it in public. I let half my cock stick upwards out of my pants and wear loose fitting long tshirts, slip a hand under my tshirt and go to work.

I’ve done it in the back off buses, in the classroom at the back etc.

 

Having multiple orgasms is not that hard for a man. Not only that, but men can also orgasm much easier. E.g., just a few minutes ago, I managed to do it twice in the space of two minutes. Also, to that Steve guy who said that circumcision gives you an advantage: it doesn’t. I’m not circumcised, and I can go on for hours, until I have to stop because the rest of my body is so exhausted. And as long as you wash it, it is just as clean.

 

Nice article. Pity it will never register in a larger section of the wider community. Alex would be right, guys couldnt get away with what women could. Even so, I like watching women’s body language when they get turned on, crossing and uncrossing legs, preening, flicking hair, rubbing neck etc. Would be great if some had the idea of going a step further ssometimes. The likelihood is virtually non existent, which makes this article fun. Glenn Willis, that sounds awesome. Ho, you dirty dog!

 

This is hot….i have done it in multiple places to its hard to keep quiet when you orgasm tho :3 with me its kinda hard since i squirt sometimes it just depends on how much time i have or how deep into it i go :)

 

That’s sooooooooo HOT

 

That’s so hot. I’m gay as its gonna get, so don’t feel bad if you are. I’ve never thought of masturbating in public routinely, but once in school my teacher kept saying “sexual reproduction” and I only could focus on the “sex” part of that, so I reached under the desk and started rubbing my crotch. When the class was over, I went to lunch and couldn’t stop rubbing my legs together. I love jeans. ;) but my friend winked at me, as much as I was trying not to let it show, and whispered “I know that trick. Have fun” I was embarrassed, but turned on when she grabbed me under the table and rubbed my crotch. I spread my legs and let her please me. Oh god I love being a girl. :)

 

so you’re kind of a sexist aren’t you?how would you like it if you woke up every day and had people tell you that you were sexually inferior and/or un-appealing because of the genitals you were born with?the male form is the epitome of power and grace combined and yes even some femininity,just as the female form has these in differing portions.we are all beautiful in our own way and your attitude sucks.stop rehashing and
recycling these sexist anti male memes that you hear everywhere and let your pussy think for itself.you might find you enjoy it and that your relationships with the opposite sex work a lot better if you aren’t such a fucking close minded drone.

 

Oh, I loved it. I’m a transmale and was googling “How To Masturbate In Public”. First I came across an article about how it’s legal to masturbate publically in Sweden so long as it’s not directed at anybody, and then I found this. I liked the article. I don’tknow what up with all the hate and criticisms (sounds to me there’s a few folks on herewith some ghosts in the closet or possibly jealousy or perhaps nothing better to do), but I liked i. It was funny. The part where you wrote about “there’s something about a dirty blonde gyrating on a pole” was hilarious. I’m bookmarking thisone. Might use it in a play/dialouge even. As a monologue for sure. I’m sitting in at a Subway right now, wanting to touch myself. Too many folks around to concentrate, but I could’ve done it earlier. I guess it’s disgusting. But only if someone perhaps notices and you don’t have some MoistNaps to clean up yer hands. Ha ha.Love you, Anna. (and i AM a bloke! just with a ‘gina. ;)

 

you have sociopathic tendencies thats why.

A man who wanks in public is just disgusting, if you are a hot lady, you might get away with it because us blokes are filthy buggers and like that sorta stuff, but a LOT of other people will find your behaviour very confronting. Any possibilities of lesbian or even sex with other men will be outweighed by the people who will run like hell if you begin strumming one out in a public place.

grow up or get councelling, your hero carrie bradshaw would likely find you a bit sad.

 

oh yeah incase my post could be misconstrued….

No, dont wank in public, crazy behaviour

 

Gorgeous woman . absolutely sexy

 

I masturbate all the time in public. Sometimes I’ll give my hubby a handjob in public.

 

Text me now for dirty talk and pics x

 

07528951159

 

Wow… lot’s of whack jobs (pun intended) in the comments. Danny, really? Anyway, Anna… deliciously detailed. And yeah, a turn on. Not so hot on the idea of over-reaching with the married guy, but the rest is the best. It does make me wish a guy could get away with same… but we’re just not built for discretion (at least, some of us). I did, though, once go to “use” a bathroom stall for similar purposes, in a hotel lobby. Someone was cleaning and she said, “I’ll clear out for you.” I thought she meant she would wrap up in there to give me some privacy… turns out what she meant is that she would go stand out in the hall until I was done, which I discovered about 7 minutes later, still have stiff and with sweat on my brow. Whoops. It’s almost certain she knew what I was doing in there. That was embarrassing.

 

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