Valentine’s Schmalentines… yeah, yeah we know – same old. But if you don’t rock up next Thursday with some romantic gesture in the form of classy merchandise you’re going to have one sulky missus on your hands.
And these days it’s not so easy. A box of chocolates or a bunch of flowers just doesn’t cut it when the light of your life is 50-Shades-of-Grey'd out of her mind, and wants whips, chains and safewords (preferably with lube).
Luckily for you though, the generous people at www.koibitolove.com can solve this little dilemma.
Koibito is the creator of stylish "Love Boxes". Love Boxes are collections of sex toys that help create nights (and days) of unrivalled passion. Wrapped to sensual perfection the Love Boxes contain chic erotic gifts from discreet sex toys to fur-lined handcuffs.
Get your hands around a Love Box before the end of February and you and your lover will be all set for a sex life hotter than a McDonalds apple-pie.
So, to ensure maximum passion during this chilly month, Koibito has kindly thrown in the gorgeous gift of a sensual massage candle, worth £15 - fire it up and it soon melts into warm sexy-as-fuck massage oil.
What are you waiting for buddy?
Order a Love Box from their website before the end of February to receive your complimentary candle. This is a gorgeous, creative gift that will make any woman of substance think you’re Tom Hardy with knobs on.
(offer available until 28th February 2013, orders received before 11th February will be received by Valentine’s Day).
Cat Got the Cream
For your chance to win the ultimate Love Box "Cat got the Cream" worth £190, answer the question below correctly in the comments section and leave your email address so we can get in touch.
What does Koibito mean?
A) An attractive woman in China.
B) Lover in Japanese.
C) It's an ancient Egyptian sex toy.
Remember to leave your email address with the answer! Good luck.