Make Bradford British: Another lazy attack on Worstedopolis
Make Bradford British is the latest TV attack on Bradford. Just what is the media's obsession with knocking the UK's sixth largest City?

I didn’t really want to write this. I didn’t really want to watch the programme. The reality wife swap big brother TV dirge got boring sometime midway through the last decade. I have no interest in watching reality TV. I have no interest in reading about reality TV. I especially didn’t want to give a programme with such a provocative title about the place I, like generations of my family before me call home, the oxygen of publicity.
No doubt the production company will be trying to convince themselves, and us, that this is some kind of important social experiment. That it will open a debate. In reality it’s a back of a fag packet title. In between lines in the Groucho. The narrative an afterthought. Make Bradford British? It’s Partridge Amongst the Pigeons.
“What’s that?”
“Well, it’s just a title. The opening could be, gloomy mills, mosques and cobbled streets.”
Seemingly that’s good enough to get the green light from Channel 4. A channel whose output has become akin to asking the fella who vacuums out festival toilets to put his machine on blow in your living room.
Pleasantries out of the way, what of the programme itself? Well, it’s Big Brother. Eight people, chosen because they’ll be good on telly and failed a citizenship test hosted by diversity experts (no, I’ve no idea either) are shoved into a house and given a food budget. They squabble about booze. Sort it out. One appears initially to be suffering from OCD about praying. The oldest fella makes some supposedly racist remarks. It turns out they’re pleasant enough, mostly forgettable, and can get on. Problem solved. End of programme. Off they skip holding hands under a rainbow.
The real question is what has this got to do with Bradford?
Mr Voice Over Man tells us “Bradford is one of the most segregated communities in the country. That it needs fixing. And who are we to argue? Despite offering no evidence whatsoever for these claims. Mr Voice Over Man has spoken. Why let facts get in the way of hyperbole.
A pub landlady one of the eight, tells us all it needs is a spark. Which is odd given the EDL and the media failed to get the riot they were after, despite their best efforts to provoke it.
Yet again we’re presented with a negative image of Bradford, by those who don’t live here. Riots, segregation, racism. And usually it’s from a London-based media who chose to ignore what’s on their own doorstep to pick on an easy target.
Channel 4. A channel whose output has become akin to asking the fella who vacuums out festival toilets to put his machine on blow in your living room
To ‘Make Bradford British’ is to ignore what Bradford is. And what it was. Bradford has always had an immigrant population. It came with the territory of being one of the richest cities in Europe. German wool merchants made it their home, building the Yorkshire stone mills and warehouses of Little Germany. Others from all over the world followed to work here. Travel round the city and you’ll see Ukrainian clubs, Polish Clubs, Dominican Clubs, Irish Clubs, Mosques, Synagogues and churches founded by Germans. It’s always been a ‘diverse’ mix of cultures.
Bradford did very well out of it. It grew to be a city of firsts. The first Pullman train service ran from Bradford in 1874. It was the first city to build a local electric generating station in 1889. The first school bath in 1899. The first school meals in 1907. The first to run trolley buses in 1911. It was home to the most millionaires in the country and at one point, the most Rolls Royces per head than anywhere in the world.
And now it has its problems.
Losing a large percentage of its woollen industry to cheaper foreign shores and man made fibres. Sixty years of inexplicably poor council decisions. The loss of some of the countries finest Victorian architecture in the 60s at the hands of corrupt and later disgraced vandal John Pouslon. A current council who seem hell bent on finishing the job by demolishing the landmark 30s art deco city centre Odeon.
The city’s seen a wholesale importation of poverty. Loss of jobs. Quangos set up that favour the, once inconsequential to Bradford, city of Leeds. Football and rugby teams who competed at the top of their games just a decade ago both struggling to keep their heads above the water. A city centre bereft of shops, with a giant hole in the middle where Westfield once promised a shopping paradise, supposedly stalled due to the recession but was planned to open before that even started.
The City also has a hell of a lot going for it. The Victorian architecture that escaped the axe is stunning. There’s the World Heritage site of Saltaire with it’s Hockney galleries. Bronte Country. The media museum. The finest countryside you’ll find. And it’s home to some of the greatest people around.
It’s a complex place with a rich history and idiosyncratic present. But round the Evian and poncily named coffee strewn meeting table of a TV production company hundreds of miles away, Bradford is simply shorthand for Muslim. And that’s what this programme was really about. It wasn’t Make Bradford British, it was ‘Make Muslims British’. It’s pure laziness. They care not a jot about Bradford or the image they’re leaking into the nation’s living rooms.
This complete abject indifference, and lack of interest in Bradford couldn’t have been highlighted better than when the programme makers decided to take the Housemates to Temple Newsam at the far side of Leeds, rather than the many places within a few miles or even walking distance of Bradford city centre.
This latest sneering jibe at Bradford should really be water off a ducks back. Yorkshire folk don’t do self pity city. So why should we care what Channel 4 think about Bradford? We shouldn’t.
Should you watch the second episode? If the first forgettable episode is anything to go by then no.
And most importantly, is Bradford British? No, it’s not. Bradford is Yorkshire. Why on earth would we want it to be British?
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COMMENTS
Spot on, lazy trash TV. There may be important points to address but TV shows like this have a different agenda. However, having worked in Blackburn for the last few years I can't help but notice that racial comments and blatent discrimination exist there like no other place I've personally experienced, from the white community who really do seem aggrieved at the extent of asian culture in the town, I've been shocked at the open racism and comments made. They tell me that's because I come from a different place and 'don't understand' and that many similar towns in the area are just the same. By that they mean Burnley, Bury, Bolton, Rochdale, Bradford etc. I know these are mainly Lancs and not Yorks but there is certainly a different feeling there, and not a nice feeling, towards a multicultural society than you would find in, say, the midlands with Leicester, Coventry, Birmingham etc Be interested to hear your take on that.
And it’s home to some of the greatest people around. Are any Northerners just total cunts?
Here here. They clearly realised they needed to fan the flames a bit so went for the 'Geordie Shore' tactic of plying them with booze and hoping someone said something inflammatory - cue the retired policeman...
Spot on, great article Keith.
Can only agree with Asim. Great article Keith-I've live in England for 26 years and Bradford is easily my favourite city.
You're way too sensitive, and sound like the ridiculous councillors spouting off in today's T&A.
I come from Dudley and I can empathise with a lot of what you say (and disagree with a lot of what programmes like this say). There's no point denying that in areas where they have been heavy immigration in the last few years that there has been some friction but largely between a minority of idiots and shows like this are neither examining or helping the problem.
Not that TV shows necessarily need to help social problems, but this show isn't particularly entertaining either.
david, spent the first 18 years of my life in Bradford, and have travelled to Leicester and Birmingham throughout my life as I have a lot of family, and must say that the racial prejudice that is spouted in Bradford on a constant basis is, frankly, disturbing. It doesn't exist in the same way in the Midlands, so I believe you right.
lot of family there *
I agree with some of your points about the programme itself, based on the first episode. To be fair though, I think that the second programme is going to be different. They're moving out of the Big Brother style house, and will be living in each other's communities- which I think will be worth watching. I get that it's very easy to have a chip on one's shoulder about hailing from Bradford (I was born in St Luke's hospital, and whenever I mention the city of my birth, I get some sort of smart comment from someone or other) however I think we should recognise that the programme’s themes aren’t just about Bradford; despite the show's setting, despite the title. There is widespread racial division across the country, there is some degree of self imposed segregation in pretty much every city across the land. I would be particularly disappointed if the programme makers didn’t make reference to this, and continue to place the emphasis on Bradford, as if it's some sort of one off, as if this isn't a national issue. I’d also question your inclusion of Bronte Country as being part of Bradford, though maybe I’m just being picky...
Well said. I've lived in Leeds, Bradford, Birmingham and London and the "tensions" that exist are evident between different communities in all those places, so why the focus for this is always Bradford I don't know. As hinted at in this article Bradford's problems in making the transition from a major economic player once it's main industries became out-dated have been deepened by piss-poor local government and national government indifference, not because people with different colour skin or religions live there.
Some great lines in there KW.
"And it’s home to some of the greatest people around. Are any Northerners just total cunts?" Yes,just like everywhere else
Cheers for the comments. I think there is a documentary to be made, but it's not this.
Excellent. Between you and Kate Wellham you've fucking nailed it.
Temple Newsam ? WTF was all that about ?
The Temple Newsam bit was the bit that grated the most. They couldn't have tried any harder to insult the city!
I thought so too - smacked of them saying "there isnt anywhere nice to take them in Bradford,so lets go to Leeds "!
I am from Northumberland but I choose to make Bradford my home. though I have to find work elsewhere. I have spent many
I drank my coffee while I read this. White, obviously, due to being such a massive racist.
Although there are many positive attributes to the Bradford district and its people (that do often get overlooked)there definitely is an issue of segregation here. Not just in terms of ethnicity, but also class. Manchester is another multicultural city, but the diversity and level of integration and consequential tolerance there is far far greater. After having lived in Manchester for 6 years, coming to back to Bradford was sadly shocking. Ethnicity and class where not as big an issue over there as everyone mixes together. Areas like Rusholme, Longsight and Levenshulme have largely transient communities where mixes of class, cultural and age constantly change. Bradford, on the other hand tends to have areas dominated by pre-dominately singular groups. Although I am used to and mix with many cultural, class and age groups, here in Bradford I sometimes feel like I don't belong to any of these group rather strangely. Probably because after living in a more integrated Manchester, I didn't identify myself with singular groups and so got used to not having culture, ethnicity, class etc as an issue but rather something you didn't think about. Here in Bradford, however, because people seem to stick more to 'their own' for some reason, it does become a more conscious thing. Bradford DOES need to integrate more. Those who deny this is an issue are not helping matters and contributing to the maintenance of segregated communities in Bradford. It was also interesting that no eastern European communities were present, or other European for that matter. There is a significant Italian community within the Bradford district however, no mention was made of this. Sorry, but Bradford Council, in constantly denying that there is a segregation issue in Bradford is just helping to reinforce that segregation. Councillor Greenwood may think he is on the moral high ground by deny the issue, but in my opinion he is unwittingly actually contributing to increased future problems for the city. Simply, Bradford DOES need greater balance of different groups - without that balance, sustainable communities will not be created.
I so didn't want to watch this programme I didn't. I feel richer for not having done so.
Jon, The Bronte's were born in Bradford. Thornton, which is a village in Bradford to be precise. They later moved to Haworth, which is in the Bradford Metropolitan area also. So where should we say the Bronte's lived and came from? Leeds, Halifax?
What Bradford needs is jobs. End of list, end of debate. Jobs. When a city has jobs - people are too busy working alongside each other to segregate, too busy getting on with life to get bored and cause mischief. I was born in 1970 into the textile trade and the mills of bradford were regular childhood stopovers on the mill wagon. It has always been a mix of people to me. Governments can do what they like to paper over the cracks - but the only thing that will save save Bradford is the tenner in your pocket. Buy British = Jobs Jobs = functioning communities If the clothes on your back are made abroad - you are the problem. Hope that helps.
While I thought the programme was the worst type of lowest common denominator television, it is disingenuous to suggest that there is no segregation. THere are cultural norms within different communities which are not shared across the city. As a (white, as it happens) incomer to the city over 20 years ago, I have seen events celebrating diversity which celebrate the different cultures, but the reality of (for example) Manningham or Holme Wood are very different. Racism is rife in both directions, particularly among the young, with whom I work. At the root of this, to my mind, is the insular nature of poor communities and a lack of will, or ability, to get out into the wider world. I have experience of working with children from both these communities, and there are some who have never been out of their postcode, let alone their city. I do not have the answers, but I suspect it is more about community than nationality.
I have spent most of my life in this once great city only to see it, sadly, brought to its knees. The smug, indolent perpetrators of this vile programme ought to be ashamed of "kicking a man while he's down.
". I have to travel to Sheffield to find work. Such a shame as I would love to work here. If there is no infrastructure, transport, market here who can blame business looking elsewhere? Judging by the number of jotels springing up
..Hotels springing up Bradford is literally becoming a dormitory town for Leeds. Nice fountain.
I'd agree with that Julz. I've worked in the wool trade in Bradford. It's still there, just concentrating on higher quality niche products now. Skills that they don't have abroad. Sadly the less skilled jobs have moved out if the UK. It's cheaper to send wool from Bradford abroad to be scoured and ship it back again than get the whole lot done here. But the wool and textile industry remains. Buying cheap imported clothes doesn't help. Nor does the current fad for laminate flooring. Get some nice wool carpets down.
Brilliant, well though put piece. Its alright, is "Bratfor"
Bradford is a rat infested shithole that offers nothing to the indigenous English. Once a thriving industrial town, now an Islamic institution. Unless ones hobbies consist of heroin or Islam Bradganistan doesn't have a great deal to offer. The only problem with the "Make Bradford British Doc" was how it failed to mention the contributions the Muslim community has made to Bradford over the years such as the grooming and gang raping of Young British girls, the prostitution and flood of drugs onto the streets. The racist rioting. The colonization of a once beautiful city.
As my daddy told me: "Opinions are like a****holes. Everyone has one, few bear close inspection."
I live in the Lister Mills development in the BD9 postcode of Bradford.It is a wonderful building and was perceived by the developers as a regeneration platform for the whole area. Not so. It is casting pearls before swine,yes I know,a more offensive metaphor I could not conjure. The number of 'millionaire cars' parked outside shabby rows of former mill workers terraces, or pulled up outside the latest bling 'innit' e-coli takeaway, beggars belief.The steep hill-climb up from Lister Park to the Mill development and beyond is a forest of 'Asian' supermarkets,Sari shops,Gold shops and fetid accident claims bureaus.It is a street where regular planning rules do not apply.There is a proliferation of the headscarf and the burka,not just for women but now even girls of preschool age. This is not fashion/choice ,this is indoctrination. This is an effort by a community supposedly holding on to its values, but in fact setting itself apart from the greater mass, in which it finds itself. The Asian community is essentially inward looking and self serving.A group where a large percentage marry first cousins, and still, three generations after settling in the UK, arrange marriages to family members from Pakistan or Bangladesh. My window is literally a window on a segregated community,one that does not want to integrate. BD9 is considered a deprived area with high unemployment and low aspiration, and it probably compares no more or less favourably than other communities under the hardships of collapsed economy. Bradford is a society divided and the gulf is growing. Liberal views expressed from the white enclaves of Haworth and Saltaire won't change this.Mass migration of groups with vastly differing values and cultural reference was always going to be a struggle. And no doubt the diversity/richness debate will continue.Going for a curry,a street party for Eid,fireworks for Diwali, does not make you integrated. 'Make Bradford British' was a poor documentary with a title meant to shock.It did nothing but court controversy with a title and then fail to deliver with any meaningful content. But deny if you will,we live in a society separated along ethnic lines,we may each meet on the fringes.But most prefer it this way. Not me I live in BD9.The bills are cheaper.
Very interesting post Michael. Quite clearly there is segregation in Bradford, I don't deny that in the article, and there's plenty of problems that come along with that. My gripe is the way channel 4 went about so ham fistedly picking on Bradford, again. Ironically channel 4 have already made a very good documentary on the subject, with Dawkins faith school documentary. That's the real problem. Segregating kids at an early age and indoctrinating them.
No to 70 million = the bigger picture for most Britons.
I left Bradford 25 years ago but return for visits frequently. I was surprised to see Bradford shown in such a positive way physically. I think the producers chose some of the best shots available to them without trying too hard.
A belated read but quite superb!
I see, yet another Saltaire based writer enjoying the fruits of living in a safe, decent micro district, outside of the city confines, which also happens to proudly boast 'world heritage status. How can you take the stance of writing for the City when you have never lived in the City? Elaborate on your love of the district, but lets not pretend to confidently offer an erudition on something that barely effects your life. Every write up based on defending the city's justifiable unattractive image - post MBB, finds solace in only those who reside comfortably within the City's safe, homogenous suburbs: Saltaire, Skipton, Howarth, Baildon, Ilkley, Silsdon etc. The documentary was poor and cheap. But you know nothing about living in and desling with people within the city. Try living in the heart of Leeds Rd - happily 'tolerating' Pakistani gangs, Pakistanification of the entire area, along with its surroundings, dodgy mosques espousing anti western rhetoric, a 'them & us' mentality backed up by a segregation policy at the best of local Murpuri families and Imam's. Do you honestly think by masturbating over Bradford's Victorian architecture is enough to deter those who are effected by the growing Pakistanification of this once great City, from edging closer and closer to the far right? Pull your head from out of your middle class Saltaire arse and try to view things from the perspective of those you know little about, yet apparently speak for.


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