Meddlers Of Honour: A Singles Night For The 38-55 Bracket That's A Bit Of An Orgy

Everyone who has been to a singles night knows they're rubbish. Meddlers of Honour isn't. Get involved here...
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Everyone who has been to a singles night knows they're rubbish. Meddlers of Honour isn't. Get involved here...

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If you’ve been to a singles event you will know three things. One, they’re shit. Really shit. Two, they make you feel even more alone and three, and this is the biggie, they probably encourage more people to be single. It’s a fucking disgrace. From speed dating, speed hating to lock and key ridiculousness they make most people want to kill themselves. So most people either don’t venture where the weirdos do, or make-do with online dating which has its own drawbacks...and hunchbacks. It’s better to meet someone in the flesh, for real, usually with booze involved but without the worry that they are attached (or just saying so). So, aware of this overbearing wankness, Meddlers of Honour do “singles events for people that don’t like singles events”. Its just like being in a bar where everyone is single.......mainly because everyone is single. There is an amazing atmosphere, everyone is really friendly and just chat to each other which really helps move things along. They have had press in such publications as Look Magazine, Grazia, The London Paper, Company Mag, Celebs on Sunday, Nuts, Glamour, Daily Mail, Time out and even French Grazia. And if French Grazia is covering something English it’s worth taking notice. It’s like the entente cordiale, with the horn, obviously.

They normally do parties for the over 20’s but are launching a party for the over 38’s on the 19th May in Mayfair. The female tickets are sold out so if you are female over 38 or fancy the younger parties then email helen@meddlersofhonour.com however if you are over 38, male and single...read on!

For this party on the 19th May there is a guaranteed ratio of men to women and every party is always sold out. For the over 38’s event there are just 50 of each so its far more intimate than other parties which has over 100 of each and is basically an orgy. Also for those that are a little shy to approach people they have on hand The Meddlers. These people are the love child of Cilla Black and Paddy McGuinness, put on this earth to help you get with someone that catches your eye. Watch out some of these people are single themselves so you might just get meddled together with them. And if you do really well Cilla will wear a hat, and Paddy will thrust in your direction and record a cover version of Joe Le Taxi. Probably.

Sabotage readers can get a £5 discount off the £20 ticket price if they use the code MEDDLERS17 when they go to buy their ticket via this link:

http://www.ticketweb.co.uk/user/?region=gb_london&query=detail&event=502452&interface=

There is a bubbly reception from 8pm so please get there on time or risk someone else getting your share.

Lets face it there are over 50 women waiting to meet some men next weekend so get your tickets ASAP to avoid disappointment and virtually guarantee some action!

If you have any questions please message them via helen@meddlersofhonour.com or go to www.meddlersofhonour.com for more details.

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