Stick A Fork In It: Man Shoves Fork Up Cock

Think this goes without saying, but NSFW.
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Think this goes without saying, but NSFW.

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So, this actually happened in Australia.

A 70 year old man inserted the 10cm utensil into himself in an attempt to achieve sexual gratification (obviously). After 12 hours, doctors removed the offending item with the use of forceps and "copious lubrication". Nice.

"We've asked Granddad to consider a more appropriate party piece for future family dinners", his family may have said.