The fishbowl: drinking vessel of choice for wet-behind-the-ears teens in Shagaluf as they try and swap their own right hand for an actual vagina. The shots look weaker than a 90 year old lady in an arm wrestle too; back to the Tinder drawing board lads.
'Oh, hello; how unfortunate that you caught me at this unexpected moment and how strange that I managed to find time to tense my abs.'
How prescient a tagline: 'uh-oh' indeed. Only 5 miles away, let's just hope that horse is trotting away rather than towards you.
If this 'International man of mystery' is intentionally taking his glasses off like Horatio Caine in CSI: Miami then he's a total legend, but I doubt it...
He probably nicked it when no one was looking. And if he did pay for it, no one fucking cares.
You are not James Bond. Stop showing off.
Maybe we can use that padlock to lock him away in a cupboard?
Is he even old enough to drink that vodka? The fact that the sparkler makes him look like a 12 year old on Bonfire Night doesn't help either.
Slicing through that wedding cake like he just sliced through his marriage's future.