Twats On Tinder: 9 Of The Biggest Bellends You'll Hopefully Never Meet

The best Tumblr we've seen this week; if you ever meet any of these Tinder twats, please punch them for us...
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The best Tumblr we've seen this week; if you ever meet any of these Tinder twats, please punch them for us...

Twat #1

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The fishbowl: drinking vessel of choice for wet-behind-the-ears teens in Shagaluf as they try and swap their own right hand for an actual vagina. The shots look weaker than a 90 year old lady in an arm wrestle too; back to the Tinder drawing board lads.

Twat #2

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'Oh, hello; how unfortunate that you caught me at this unexpected moment and how strange that I managed to find time to tense my abs.'

Twat #3

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How prescient a tagline: 'uh-oh' indeed. Only 5 miles away, let's just hope that horse is trotting away rather than towards you.

Twat #4

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If this 'International man of mystery' is intentionally taking his glasses off like Horatio Caine in CSI: Miami then he's a total legend, but I doubt it...

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Twat #5

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He probably nicked it when no one was looking. And if he did pay for it, no one fucking cares.

Twat #6

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You are not James Bond. Stop showing off.

Twat #7

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Maybe we can use that padlock to lock him away in a cupboard?

Twat #8

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Is he even old enough to drink that vodka? The fact that the sparkler makes him look like a 12 year old on Bonfire Night doesn't help either.

Twat #9

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Slicing through that wedding cake like he just sliced through his marriage's future.