Tweets of the Week

From reanimating The Levellers to erotic lardons to mistaking Arsene Wenger for Darth Vader, this lot made us giggle this week. So as it's Follow Friday, we recommend you follow them on Twitter.
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From reanimating The Levellers to erotic lardons to mistaking Arsene Wenger for Darth Vader, this lot made us giggle this week. So as it's Follow Friday, we recommend you follow them on Twitter.

thedailymash

STUDENTS THREATEN TO RE-ANIMATE THE LEVELLERS

lucytweet1

I've just eaten a sandwich bigger than Sophie Ellis Bextor's face.

profanityswan

David Cameron is a cock-juggling thundercunt.

Harry_Flowers

I've started saying "You go girl!" to my boss. You should see the look on his face. He doesn't get it at all!

VizTopTips

SCIENTISTS. Why not wank off a chicken and an egg at the same time, and solve this mystery once and for all?

Joan_Rivers

Today, an old man in my apartment building said to me, "I think my wife died. The sex is the same, but the laundry’s starting to pile up."

this_rocks

How does a male pig impress a potential mate? ... with a lardon.

alexsheppard

Why do I always pick the crunchy pear? I hate my life.

mk1969

My son (5) on tour of Emirates stadium: "Anyone know who this is" asks guide pointing to Arsene Wenger bust. Theo: "Darth Vader?" Thataboy!

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